Stalking made easy
I read a whole lot of webcomics--way more than the dinky list featured here. But these are the ones I would totally recommend if you walked up to me on the street or sent me an e-mail and was all "Hey know of any good webcomics?" DO I EVER. (And as an added bonus, if you refresh the page, the quotes change!)
[Master Hand] WHY ARE YOU HERE? [Master Hand] WHO LET YOU IN? [Roy] I blame Marth. [Master Hand] BLAME ACCEPTED.
[Larkspur] What the hell are you mumbling about? [Hemlock] That's none of your concern. [Larkspur] You are so annoying I've stopped caring if you turn me into a lizard or whatever.
[T-Rex] Failure is just success rounded down, my friend!
[Dominic Deegan] I'm sorry, but did you say he *hasn't* confessed yet? [Lord Siegfried] Yes. He's stalling, just as you predicted. [Dominic Deegan] Good. We really didn't want to miss this part.
[Tom Siddell] Of all the pages I've drawn so far, this is one of them.
[Phoebe] Mom, I have to go to a unicorn's birthday party and solve a mystery. What should I wear? [Phoebe's mom] I had the same dilemma at your age. [Phoebe] Really? [Phoebe's mom] Of course not.
[Steffi Frohlich] You kinda just keep getting more suspicious, but we'll worry about that later.
[Jes McConville] You had crayfish with buttered corn for lunch today. [Jes McConville] Pregnancy has made me a *superhero*.
Holy shit. You are never going to stop hugging this thing. Ever. #highly desirable merchandise
[Janine] If Paul were still here, he'd know how to kill that pig.
[Maxwell] hey man I don't know why you're attacking me or why you think you're...legally...allowed...to assault a child, but, uh...hey so can you stop
[Malcolm] Earl...it's time to do the right thing. [Earl] By which you mean commit a major felony. [Malcolm] Think of it as a series of 208 rapidly successive misdemeanors!
[Lazuli] Can't you even die without being annoying?