Stalking made easy
I read a whole lot of webcomics--way more than the dinky list featured here. But these are the ones I would totally recommend if you walked up to me on the street or sent me an e-mail and was all "Hey know of any good webcomics?" DO I EVER. (And as an added bonus, if you refresh the page, the quotes change!)
[Chrom] Why is our dragon riding a different dragon? [Katie Tiedrich] Because I am a master tactician.
[Larkspur] What the hell are you mumbling about? [Hemlock] That's none of your concern. [Larkspur] You are so annoying I've stopped caring if you turn me into a lizard or whatever.
[T-Rex] Anachronism is when you have technology being used before it was invented! It happens whenever Shakespeare listens to his MP3s.
[Gregory Deegan] The Chosen? I thought Jacob killed those lunatics! [Dominic Deegan] Turns out there are more than five of them!
[Bob] Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of laser cows to take over your house.
[Marigold] Oh, slumber parties! I know all about those. [Marigold] I shall prepare the sleeping potion. [Marigold] Then, we will need a map of the town's water supply. [Phoebe] We might not be thinking of the same thing.
[Steffi Frohlich] I've never been here before. It's actually kind of creepy. [Benzene Contractor] You've never had a field trip to here? [Steffi Frohlich] Daww, you and your adorable public school activities.
[Ian McConville] Get the monkey gun. [Matt Boyd] Is that a gun for shooting monkeys or a gun that shoots monkeys out of it? [Ian McConville] Uh... [Matt Boyd] Because we don't have either.
Coin? What coin? Surely you jest, Mr. Senator. The prosecution sees no coin. SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?
[Reginald] I try not to have opinions, Beartato. That way nobody can disagree with me.
[Isaac] YOU! [Maxwell] YOU! [Isaac] Max! [Maxwell] Youu! [Isaac] ...Isaac. [Maxwell] *snap* Yes!
[Fuzzy] Is that really true? [Rexford] It's true now. We're a powerful organization.
[Lazuli] Can't you even die without being annoying?