Stalking made easy
I read a whole lot of webcomics--way more than the dinky list featured here. But these are the ones I would totally recommend if you walked up to me on the street or sent me an e-mail and was all "Hey know of any good webcomics?" DO I EVER. (And as an added bonus, if you refresh the page, the quotes change!)
[Katie Tiedrich] My truck is going so fast it burst into flames? Awesome! [Guy] Your engine is overheating! [Katie Tiedrich] Oh...
[Cerintha] DON'T LET HER GET ME! [Larkspur] Cerintha, her HEAD is missing. [Cerintha] You say that like it would slow her down.
[T-Rex] You hear that, Professor? We don't need you at all anymore! [T-Rex] Also!! [T-Rex] I've sort of been reading your mail!
[Dominic Deegan] I'm sorry, but did you say he *hasn't* confessed yet? [Lord Siegfried] Yes. He's stalling, just as you predicted. [Dominic Deegan] Good. We really didn't want to miss this part.
[Bob] Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of laser cows to take over your house.
[Florence] Thank you, Marigold! [Marigold] You are welcome, stupidface!
[Blitz] ...Do you ALWAYS pack some sort of heist snack? [Raccoon] Of course not! This was sittin' on the guy's desk. [Raccoon] Also, paperclips.
[Woman] I heard we're in the same business now. [Matt Boyd] You do SAP security for the Navy? [Woman] More general than that. [Matt Boyd] You kill people?
[Karkat Vantas] HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR A GROUP OF PEOPLE TO SUCK SO MUCH, WHEN THEY'RE PRESUMABLY ALMOST GENETICALLY IDENTICAL TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I LIKE?
[Reginald] Who ate all my lasagna? [Boss] SHUT IT DOWN
[Stephen] *grabs* Shut up and start talking! [Jeff] I CAN'T DO BOTH THOSE THINGS SIMULTANEOUSLY!
[Black] What the hell, man! I thought you were supposed to be the nice one! [Sam] What can I say? Every single person I know is a bad influence.
[Prince Buwaro] If you sing that song, then I'll always come running to you, no matter what! [Rhea] Is that why the song starts with, "Let's eat all these cookies"?