Stalking made easy
I read a whole lot of webcomics--way more than the dinky list featured here. But these are the ones I would totally recommend if you walked up to me on the street or sent me an e-mail and was all "Hey know of any good webcomics?" DO I EVER. (And as an added bonus, if you refresh the page, the quotes change!)
[Teacher] ...And that's the fundamental theory of calculus. [Katie Tiedrich] WHAT
[Hellebore] Me? Hate Cerintha? That would be impossible. [Larkspur] You want to KILL her! [Hellebore] Oh, that's simply a matter of honour.
[T-Rex] I've got two words for you! [Utahraptor] Again? [T-Rex] Yep, again! [T-Rex] Wait, those weren't supposed to be my two words! [Utahraptor] You messed up! [T-Rex] I messed up!
[Bumper] I think we should stop trying to rob someone who can see the future.
[Bob] Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of laser cows to take over your house.
[Phoebe] "Dear Princess Stupidbutt: You are a stupidbutt. Sincerely, Dakota." [Marigold] It is an OUTRAGE. [Phoebe] Yeah! [Marigold] YOU are not royalty!
[Blitz] Sorry, I didn't hear that last part over the sound of you SHOOTING BULLETS OUT OF YOUR ARM.
[Jes McConville] You had crayfish with buttered corn for lunch today. [Jes McConville] Pregnancy has made me a *superhero*.
He patented the technology for producing THREE DIMENSIONAL JPEG ARTIFACTS, to make products shittier than was ever previously imaginable. He made a killing off them.
[Reginald] Did you know I invented Velcro? [Beartato] Did you know I'm considering leaving you on Neptune?
[Maxwell] hey man I don't know why you're attacking me or why you think you're...legally...allowed...to assault a child, but, uh...hey so can you stop
[Gertrude Dupont] You can take her, Danielle. Remember your training! [Danielle] My only training so far was an *obstacle course*! It's totally irrelevant!
[Rhea Snaketail] If I end up dying because of this, I TOTALLY deserve it.