Stalking made easy
I read a whole lot of webcomics--way more than the dinky list featured here. But these are the ones I would totally recommend if you walked up to me on the street or sent me an e-mail and was all "Hey know of any good webcomics?" DO I EVER. (And as an added bonus, if you refresh the page, the quotes change!)
[Teacher] ...And that's the fundamental theory of calculus. [Katie Tiedrich] WHAT
[Larkspur] I take it the apocalypse didn't happen? [Cerintha] Oh, it did. I stabbed it until it went away. [Larkspur] You...? Wha-? Guh?! WHA-?!?
[T-Rex] You hear that, Professor? We don't need you at all anymore! [T-Rex] Also!! [T-Rex] I've sort of been reading your mail!
Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire
[Croona Travoria] Dominic Deegan...I CURSE YOU! [Dominic Deegan] Oh no. It must be the "curse of being old."
[Antimony Carver] Take care of yourselves. [Antimony Carver] Um... [Antimony Carver] Or don't...whichever you prefer.
[Phoebe] "Dear Princess Stupidbutt: You are a stupidbutt. Sincerely, Dakota." [Marigold] It is an OUTRAGE. [Phoebe] Yeah! [Marigold] YOU are not royalty!
[Mary Cagle] Don't try this at home. Just like, any of this in general.
Mac Hall / Three Panel Soul
[Ian McConville] I salute you, sir! [Teacher] Didn't you get a D in my class? [Ian McConville] Still saluting!
[Andrew Hussie] Why did I not see this coming? [Andrew Hussie] The dude is ALWAYS already here. [Andrew Hussie] When it comes to being here, already is practically all he ever is.
Nedroid Picture Diary
[Reginald] Well said, friend. [Reginald] Unless you were being sarcastic, in which case shut up.
[Johnny] Have you considered instead getting your kicks in the form of *actual* kicks? Cuz I know a guy. [Johnny] It's me. I'm the kick guy. Let me kick you.
Sam and Fuzzy
[Gertrude Dupont] You can take her, Danielle. Remember your training! [Danielle] My only training so far was an *obstacle course*! It's totally irrelevant!
[Buwaro Elexion] Rhea!! Snowy's trying to stab me in the face!