...nothing happens. Unbeknownst to the IT DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE, the PINK STAPLER ran out of ammunition long ago. Remember how you started with 7 STAPLES, fired one at the STAIRWELL SPIDER, and he fired the other 6?

You cease the moment and finish your opponent.

You suddenly find yourself back on the 18TH FLOOR of the APEX MICROCHIPS BUILDING! The IT DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE is alive, it seems, but is out cold from those nasty papercuts. Way to go!

The IT DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE drops your PINK STAPLER as well as a SCRAP OF PAPER. Your COMPUTER is still sitting against the wall.

Congratulations! You gained 10 EXP from winning the battle!

You have reached Level 2!
Your HP has increased by 3!
Your rank has been upgraded!
You have learned a new spell: HASTE!
Unrelated to the battle, you replenished 1 MP.