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Andrey
 Post subject: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
PostPosted: August 8th, 2008, 5:15 am 
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Read it. It's just...hilarious.

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 Post subject: Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
PostPosted: August 8th, 2008, 9:38 am 
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I wonder how Michael Bay gets through the days. If I were him, even with all my masses of cash, I'd still be depressed knowing I made such shocking movies.

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 Post subject: Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
PostPosted: August 8th, 2008, 11:00 am 
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LOOOOOOL.

It's clearly a joke, but regardless it's funny how overly-dramatic it is.

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Fake but funny ^.^ and yeah I'm glad they didn't take the whole military approach with batman, like they did with the hulk.

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Hahahaha! The description of Rachel and Bruce are hysterical!

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When it said "Then one last explosion with tanks flying out." or something along those lines, I lost it and began laughing. A lot.
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This is secretly the early draft for transformers 2.

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Tweedy wrote:
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I wonder how Michael Bay gets through the days. If I were him, even with all my masses of cash, I'd still be depressed knowing I made such shocking movies.

Which is why Transformers did so well at the box office. A shocking success.
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This is secretly the early draft for transformers 2.

Transformers doesn't need a script.

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 Post subject: Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
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Mackerel wrote:
Tweedy wrote:
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I wonder how Michael Bay gets through the days. If I were him, even with all my masses of cash, I'd still be depressed knowing I made such shocking movies.

Which is why Transformers did so well at the box office. A shocking success.
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This is secretly the early draft for transformers 2.

Transformers doesn't need a script.

Meet the Spartans and Sex and the City were both #1 at the box office. It doesn't say anything about the quality of the film.

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I do agree the movie could've used a hotter Rachel.
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Andrey
 Post subject: Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
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I don't get why everyone hated her, she's not smokin' hot but she's pretty good looking.

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I lol'd at the "mommy! mommy! look!" part in page 112.

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