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Knil, just amazing... But seriously, WHAT IS A TOILET?

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Wow, this thread is becoming quite popular! :D
Wewt, my idea is in the title :)


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Awareness / Sixth Sense
Introduction
Awareness is what most players lack, in this skill, you train it, with easy to complicated tasks to enhance your senses.
The basics exist of you enhancing your reaction speed prior to enhance vision and hearing.
(For this skill you will need sound, a first.)

The Basics
Go see the Guru in Al Kharid, he has been training for many years in the desert.

(Mini-Quest)
The Guru tells you you need to find a basic training set first.
Go cut of some branches off a tree, 5 large ones will suffit.
Get some tools, a saw, a hammer, 150 nails, a chisel, that stuff.
Go fetch some silk, 10 will suffit.
Now you need thread and rope, get 25 of each, also bring a needle, you never know.
Finally get 10 wool. (NOT balls)

Set up the training ground
(this will earn you some crafting exp):
Make some poles out of the brances, not all of them though, and set up a "web" of ropes.
Use one branch to cut and carve yourself a long training stick (higher crafting level makes more beautiful and stronger sticks), this will aid you with the training and meditation.
Plant two poles and set up the thread inbetween, make large sheets out of the silk and hang them on the thread with spaces inbetween.
Use the rest of the thread to sow two silk together to make a pillow, use the wool for stuffing.
Finally, make a blindfold.

Your basic training ground is now complete!

The Training
-Take your stick, put on the blindfold and cross the web of ropes without falling. (125 exp)
-Concentrate on the gaps between the sheets and throw rocks inbetween. (30 exp per succesfull throw)
-Meditate on the pillow. (250 exp per minute)

The higher grounds
When you reach level 35, you can fight for the "Higher Cause".
All you have to do is go and kill evil creatures (demonic creatures, black knights, theives...) and per gained fighting exp (atk,def,str,hp,magic,ranged) you gain 0.5 Awareness.

The use
When does this come in use?
Your higher senses have granted you a larger overview on the minimap. (5% of the original map per 9 levels)
Your increased abilities have made you more swift. (2% speed increase per 9 levels)
Your higher senses make you more aware, you can 'see' in the dark. (Level 75)

At extreme levels (65+) you are so highly 'evolved' that your inner fire burns everything you need!
You can now light without a tinderbox:
-65 normal
-70 oak
-75 willow
-80 maple
-85 yew
-90 magic
(I'm too lazy to look up the rest you can fire up but let the levels just be in the same ratio)


More to come.



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Sounds like something out of the Matrix :P Good so far.


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Mwah! Knil. that's gotta be the funniest spoof I've ever seen! Congrats! And let's all hope and pray that Jagex doesn't read these forums; ya never know where they might find their ideas (apart from well-known classical books !....)....

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Knil wrote:
[align=center]Flirting Skill[/align]

Today, we release the highly anticipated Flirting Skill!

:arrow: Getting Started
Before you begin your quest to win ladies' hearts (or try to), you should prepare be collecting the following items.


This of course will never work as you have left no avenue for the Female players to advance in this skill unless they engage in same sex flirtation, which, while certainly acceptable, probably should not be the only available option for the Ladies. ;)

More importantly, you have denied your fellow males the opportunity to be flirted with. #-o


Yeah it really isn't any fun unless we are allowed to flirt back or even instigate the flirting.
Chocolate and flowers are good but you need to get experience based on the words you choose. They are the most important element of flirting.

But anyway, LOL @ the grasspicking and flirting skills. :lol:

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omg knil, you are officially my hero


^I agree with that statement. 8)

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Zilla wrote:
Rarius wrote:
Knil wrote:
[align=center]Flirting Skill[/align]

Today, we release the highly anticipated Flirting Skill!

:arrow: Getting Started
Before you begin your quest to win ladies' hearts (or try to), you should prepare be collecting the following items.


This of course will never work as you have left no avenue for the Female players to advance in this skill unless they engage in same sex flirtation, which, while certainly acceptable, probably should not be the only available option for the Ladies. ;)

More importantly, you have denied your fellow males the opportunity to be flirted with. #-o


Yeah it really isn't any fun unless we are allowed to flirt back or even instigate the flirting.
Chocolate and flowers are good but you need to get experience based on the words you choose. They are the most important element of flirting.

But anyway, LOL @ the grasspicking and flirting skills. :lol:


LOL! How would you know? :-s

:-s bartoron :-s

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bartoron wrote:
Zilla wrote:
Rarius wrote:
Knil wrote:
[align=center]Flirting Skill[/align]

Today, we release the highly anticipated Flirting Skill!

:arrow: Getting Started
Before you begin your quest to win ladies' hearts (or try to), you should prepare be collecting the following items.


This of course will never work as you have left no avenue for the Female players to advance in this skill unless they engage in same sex flirtation, which, while certainly acceptable, probably should not be the only available option for the Ladies. ;)

More importantly, you have denied your fellow males the opportunity to be flirted with. #-o


Yeah it really isn't any fun unless we are allowed to flirt back or even instigate the flirting.
Chocolate and flowers are good but you need to get experience based on the words you choose. They are the most important element of flirting.

But anyway, LOL @ the grasspicking and flirting skills. :lol:


LOL! How would you know? :-s

:-s bartoron :-s


What? You think because I am old and married I have never flirted/been flirted with before??? Hahahahaha!

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Zilla wrote:
bartoron wrote:
Zilla wrote:
Rarius wrote:
Knil wrote:
[align=center]Flirting Skill[/align]

Today, we release the highly anticipated Flirting Skill!

:arrow: Getting Started
Before you begin your quest to win ladies' hearts (or try to), you should prepare be collecting the following items.


This of course will never work as you have left no avenue for the Female players to advance in this skill unless they engage in same sex flirtation, which, while certainly acceptable, probably should not be the only available option for the Ladies. ;)

More importantly, you have denied your fellow males the opportunity to be flirted with. #-o


Yeah it really isn't any fun unless we are allowed to flirt back or even instigate the flirting.
Chocolate and flowers are good but you need to get experience based on the words you choose. They are the most important element of flirting.

But anyway, LOL @ the grasspicking and flirting skills. :lol:


LOL! How would you know? :-s

:-s bartoron :-s


What? You think because I am old and married I have never flirted/been flirted with before??? Hahahahaha!
Bartoron is obviously just jealous that you are better at it than him :P poor bart... :(

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I have a few:

Waiting patiently skill. (Heaps fun)
Bricklaying. (one type of brick to 99 k?)
Eating skill (Win hotdog contests for extra exp).
Moving Skill (Works different from other skills!)
Beach skill (wide range of tasks available)


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Muscular Ape wrote:
I have a few:

Waiting patiently skill. (Heaps fun)
Bricklaying. (one type of brick to 99 k?)
Eating skill (Win hotdog contests for extra exp).
Moving Skill (Works different from other skills!)
Beach skill (wide range of tasks available)


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*Tries to write an indepth reply to that*
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Muscular Ape wrote:
I have a few:

Waiting patiently skill. (Heaps fun)
Bricklaying. (one type of brick to 99 k?)
Eating skill (Win hotdog contests for extra exp).
Moving Skill (Works different from other skills!)
Beach skill (wide range of tasks available)


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Lol those are pretty stupid..

which is great!!! Work on them :P (beach sounds interesting, though sounds more like a new area not a skill..surfing? or swimming? sand-digging? sand-castle-making?!!?!)..


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Muscular Ape wrote:
I have a few:

Waiting patiently skill. (Heaps fun)
Bricklaying. (one type of brick to 99 k?)
Eating skill (Win hotdog contests for extra exp).
Moving Skill (Works different from other skills!)
Beach skill (wide range of tasks available)


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Lol those are pretty stupid..

which is great!!! Work on them :P (beach sounds interesting, though sounds more like a new area not a skill..surfing? or swimming? sand-digging? sand-castle-making?!!?!)..

All of the above, plus an extention to the flirting skill. 8)


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At level 50 you can impress women NPCs and also surf dragon longs 8-[

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shoot dogs with special medieval guns.
lvl 1 - Chihuahua
lvl 10- Guard Dog puppies
lvl 30- domestic dogs
lvl 50-Guard Dogs
lvl 75-Hellhound Puppies
lvl 90 - Hellhounds
lvl 99- Papa Cannibal Hell Dog

each dog that you shoot will have random rewards when you go to the shooting dog lair.the better the dog,the higher the reward.the best reward is the fire dog multi fuctional bone,can be use for ranging,magic and close combat.also can be use for woodcutting and fishing sharks
cool right?
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shoot dogs with special medieval guns.
lvl 1 - Chihuahua
lvl 10- Guard Dog puppies
lvl 30- domestic dogs
lvl 50-Guard Dogs
lvl 75-Hellhound Puppies
lvl 90 - Hellhounds
lvl 99- Papa Cannibal Hell Dog

each dog that you shoot will have random rewards when you go to the shooting dog lair.the better the dog,the higher the reward.the best reward is the fire dog multi fuctional bone,can be use for ranging,magic and close combat.also can be use for woodcutting and fishing sharks
cool right?
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Er, special medieval guns? Such as...?

Apart from the wrong timeframe, not a bad idea :)


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shoot dogs with special medieval guns.
lvl 1 - Chihuahua
lvl 10- Guard Dog puppies
lvl 30- domestic dogs
lvl 50-Guard Dogs
lvl 75-Hellhound Puppies
lvl 90 - Hellhounds
lvl 99- Papa Cannibal Hell Dog

each dog that you shoot will have random rewards when you go to the shooting dog lair.the better the dog,the higher the reward.the best reward is the fire dog multi fuctional bone,can be use for ranging,magic and close combat.also can be use for woodcutting and fishing sharks
cool right?
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This seems quite a bit like slayer, but it has weapons that don't exist :|


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hmm...ok,the guns ideas are out.
For shooting chihuahua and guard dog puppies,you just have to use normal bows and crossbows.The better they are,the easier you can shoot them.

Domestic dogs:You must travel to Karamja to do a quest called Forest Fire.There,you must help the villagers to put out a fire that has been caused by a absent minded old man named karazha-mano.The rewards are ultrasonic whistle to hypnotise domestic dogs that can help you shoot them.Without it,if you try to shoot those dogs,they will just dodge it forever.Also shooting dogs experience.

Guard dogs:You need to get a special bow that does'nt make noise when you shoot.the bow uses short swords as ammos.You must trade any rune stuff with Karazha-mano for one.If you use any other bows to kill the guard dogs,you will be ferociously attack by a group of guard dogs that will constanly hit you 15 damage.

Hellhounds and its puppies:you must do a quest to help the hell lair dogkeeper,Mr Andrews.You must travel around runescape to kill hellhounds with a water gun that he gives you.complete the quest to get a Ultra-powered hydro water gun complete with a bubbleblower.Note:the bubbleblower is for you to have fun and make bubbles for noobs to with play at lumby

Lastly,Papa Cannibal Hell Dog:This is the most challenging dog to kill.Its lvl is 666.To get to it,you must walk in passage full of undead dogs ranging from lvl 98 to 471.Then,when you have reach the lair of the PCHD,you can start shooting it.REMEMBER,you must find a right spot to start shooting at it.every player has a random safe spot.But it is not totally safe.when the doggy barks.you must do the scared emote.if not,you will be seriously damaged and your dog shooting knowledge will be lowered down.YES,dog shooting knowledge is diffferent from ranging.

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