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Ok... I'm seeing a bad trend here. Why is it most the new skills you guys
are coming up with are illegal activity? The first one like grass picking was
funny. The rest of these.... not so much. Infact they're kinda just not
all that good. I'd just recommend as opposed to thinking
"ooo a new skill about illegal stuff"
think of something that's actually funny

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My Story, Horrors of Myron County
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I'm coming up with a new skill... Storywriting.

Storywriting
Ok, well, you are a far way from writing a Newbery Times Best Seller, and first you must learn your alphabet. First things first. You have to learn your vowels.

Of course, some basic items.

You will need: A pencil, a pencil sharpener, an eraser, and papurus, which can be bought from the Writing Store's found in Lumbridge, Falador, and Yanille. You may as well pick up a spare pencil or two, and a couple spare erasers, as well as a typewriter and other equipment for later.

Learning the Alphabet
Learn/Practice A
Level 1- Learn/Sloppily Practice Lower-Case a - 12xp
Level 2- Learn/Sloppily Practice Upper-Case A - 15xp
Level 3- Semi-Neat Practice Lower-Case a - 20xp
Level 4- Semi-Neat Practice Upper-Case A - 25xp
Level 7- Neatly Practice Lower-Case a - 34xp
Level 9- Neatly Practice Upper-Case A - 40xp
Level 11- Perfectly Practice Lower-Case a - 49xp
Level 13- Perfectly Practice Upper-Case A - 57xp

Learning and practicing A is rather easy, and is how you will start learning the alphabet. As your levels increase, you can practice the letter less sloppy.

Learn/Practice E
Level 5- Learn/Sloppily Practice Lower-Case e - 30xp
Level 8- Learn/Sloppily Practice Upper-Case E - 37xp
Level 10- Semi-Neat Practice Lower-Case e - 45xp
Level 13- Semi-Neat Practice Upper-Case E - 55xp
Level 15- Perfectly Practice Lower-Case e - 60xp
Level 17- Perfectly Practice Upper-Case E - 64xp

The letter E is very important, as it is the most common letter in the english language. You can master this letter relativly quickly.

Learn/Practice I
Level 10- Learn/Sloppily Practice Lower-Case i - 44xp
Level 12- Learn/Sloppily Practice Upper-Case I - 47xp
Level 15- Semi-Neat Practice Lower-Case i - 58xp
Level 16- Semi-Neat Practice Upper-Case I - 60xp
Level 20- Perfectly Practice Lower-Case i - 70xp
Level 25- Perfectly Practice Upper-Case I - 80xp

Learning I will come not too long after learning E.

Learn/Practice O and U
Level 23- Learn/Sloppily Practice Lower-Case o and u - 75xp
Level 27- Learn/Sloppily Practice Upper-Case O and U - 83xp
Level 30- Semi-Neat Practice Lower-Case o and u - 92xp
Level 34- Semi-Neat Practice Upper-Case O and U - 100xp
Level 38- Perfectly Practice Lower-Case o and u - 125xp
Level 43- Perfectly Practice Upper-Case O and U - 137xp

Learning O and U happens at the same time, but the distance between each improvement is increasing at this level.


(To Be Continued)

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There's been a total of 3, maybe 4, of the 16 skills in this thread that have to do with illegal activity

But yeah, it's meant to be harmless fun, try to stay original, interesting and funny, not just interesting

baby making is kind of weird.......
but id love to have the insulting skill

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Ugh, just a suggestion.

I think this'd fit in the "Ideas" forum, and before you say "Nobody visits there", I think they might, since this would make it a little more active.

-Matt

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These aren't serious suggestions (well, I never intended them to be..mine wasn't).

scamming skill - totally serious

I was laughing out loud at the babymaking thing.. and imagining some small guy in bed with a king black dragon? Or a kalphite queen..

That's some sexy thinkin'

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you sicken me

Has eating come up yet?

Pie-eating, yes. No-one has elaborated on an all-encompassing eating skill yet

'twas a pleasure

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You're my hero. I love you.
Let's Make a baby and call it Siggi Hearted :O

OMG SURE

I hope it won't turn out to be a goblin

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It won't unless there's something you aren't telling me :O

I don't quite know how to explain this but..

I ate a fried goblin for breakfast.

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How..how..HOW COULD YOU

He j-just looked s-so tasty and I- and I... OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

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