King failed to give anything..

I wish for a nicer tomorow.

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The day after tomorrow is the end of the world.

I wish I had better motivation in life.

Unfortuneately you don't, so you end up eating doritoes in your underwear for the rest of your life.


I wish I knew what to wish for

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"What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."- The last words of General John Sedgewick, killed by a sniper in the American civil war

Wish granted, but you forget your name instead.

I wish the quality of posts on RV increased

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There is a village, which is hidden in the shadow of a mountain.
Everybody is suffering from a lack of light.
One day, the eldest of this village leaves for the mountain with a teaspoon in his hands.
The others ask him what he intends to do.
He replies that he is going to move the mountain.
"But you will never succeed!" they cry out.
"No, i will never succeed, but somebody has to start."

~~~The Wising Up Song - Misty's Big Adventure

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Kikori wrote:

Runevillage the forum is pretty well much done. Runevillage the group will eventually die, but as long as we're still friends with each other in the end, it's still a pretty big thought in our heads. Runevillage the family is forever, no matter where we settle down. If absolutely nothing else ever comes of Runevillage in the future, that alone is a pretty damn awesome thought.

They do, but you had to be sacraficed to the quality gods.

I wish a million dollars in $20 USD bills. These bills must be unharmed (as in it will not suddenly set afire or dissolve or anything crazy like that, or be wet or torn up or whatever), unmarked, and completely real (as in not toy or monopoly money). They must appear in a briefcase, and this briefcase must be as normal as any other briefcase, and magically appear held in my right hand, locked up with an unharmed key combination that only I know and will never forget, and there must be nothing else within the briefcase except for the money and the actual insides of the briefcase itself. Upon recieving this money, I must be able to walk home (and my home must be empty; no hidden serial killers or robbers or whatever) safely (that means no cops, no robbers, no suspicious looking people) and open the briefcase with the combination (that only I know) to make sure the cash is in there (and it will be). I must then be able to spend the money however I please, or put it in a bank if I wish. This wish must go perfectly well and there cannot be any underlying faults (such as the bank being robbed, the money being lost, etc) included within this particular wish.

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You walk to the bank to deposit your money, on the way home you get hit by a meteor, you do not die but you lose your memory and can not remember the access code for the Swiss numbered account you put your money in and therfore can not retrieve it.


I wish for a new car every 6 months.

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XD. I'm pretty sure getting owned by a meteor would cause death, but then again, nothing in this thread is very realistic.

You get one every six months, however it will always be very old, very rusty, and will not run.

I wish I had a marker.

You get a marker, but you then lose the end cap, causing the marker to dry out.

I wish for hot weather in Mexico.

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Mexico get set on fire

I wish to be taller

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In order to get taller, you get an injection of HGH. However, your body reacts strangely with it and has several side effects, one of which is eternal life. Also, you get addicted to the HGH and need to take large amounts of it in order to function, which you do due to a doctor's prescription that's unlimited. The HGH causes you to continue growing taller and taller and am unable to stop due to the addiction. Eventually you break through the atmosphere, but you aren't killed because the HGH keeps you alive due to the eternal life side effect. In an attempt to commit suicide, you grab the Empire State Building and repeatedly stab yourself in the face with the point at the top. You continue doing this for all eternity because it can't kill you due to the HGH's side effects, forcing you to live in agony and pain forever.

I wish for a cookie.

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The cookie is one millimeter across.

I wish for whatever I want.

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You die.

I wish for cheese.

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It's Moldy!






I wish I could have Diablo III.

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Hideyoshi wrote:

The Wii is lucky to handle cardboard. Let alone wood.

You get it, but you computer breaks down as soon as you start the game.

I wish for candy.

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Its sugar free

I wish for faster internets

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Your internet gets faster but all the websites in the world crash simultaneously.

I wish this post isn't the last post in the thread.

*locks topic*

I wish for a puppy.


The Idiot Has Been Here

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The puppy has rabies and bites your mother, who then gets rabies and bites you, so now you have rabies.

I wish WarRock wasn't full of hackers and didn't lag for me, on a very high end computer with 7mb/s connection speed.

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Is irritated that calling a moron a moron is grounds for post deletion.

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... =Delonyera

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Granted, but the hackers are all forced to move to your house and sleep in your room. The game won't lag on your computer, but you don't own one anymore as it was sold to feed ever hacker now living in your room.

I wish for a laptop.

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It's a Mac.


I wish for a better job.

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