These passages are about the great nooblet and his adventures in runescape, most of these have been written by me.
Also before I get another person telling me about the grammar problems, thats actually supposed to be the noob talking. I use very good grammar and punctuation.
So here it is...
Dear diary,
I started playing a game called runescape today.the minute i started playing it i new i would love it!i started off in a weird place called tutorial island,it was very hard to beat! i bet nobody could get passed it.when i got to the mainland,i looked around and everyone kept calling me "noob".this must be some runescapeish way of saying really super awesome player!so i started to walk around a little.i finally reached a spot with lots of ugly green creatures.then i saw someone cutting down a tree!i reported him for causing danger to the environment.then some weakling called zezima came up and said hey noob! hahaha and then i said thank you weakling!and if you know whats good for you you should leave before i kill you! and then he said ok noob,just follow me for a second.so i did and he took me to a coup with a big powerful bird!he said attack that chicken so i did.It was a marvelous battle between me and the powerful chicken of lumbridge!but before i knew it the battle was over and lots of red dots appeared above my head as i was teleported to lumbridge. heh that was probably the chickens way of saying sorry.those read dots and numbers must have been some kind of teleportation symbols! Good night diary. *snooooooore*
First entry ^
dear diary,
dam noobes with blue armore, think they own the place, well see who ownes who when i get the rare bronze med helm! ok it is time, hey what the! sorry some guy was just cutting down trees, i had to report him, dam sick people have no love for the enviornment! anyway it is time, im ready to face the green goblin and claim the bronze med! IT was a heroic battle! well not realy i just took the helm and ran ! May all know my name from this day!!! i now possese the almighty helm of bronze!
ps: i have heard of a dragon in need of slaying, they call him elvarg. with my bronze sword and med helm i shall seek and slay him.
^^ the blue armour is referring to rune.
dear diary,
i am headed on a ship i just purchesed to crandor where i shall slay the dragon elvarg, finaly i have arrived the boat driver stank like crap. hmm... no chickens, ha lookes like this is going to be eaiser then i though. i found the cave and entered , i found a gate leading to elvarg i opened it and headed for him, then i took out my bronze long and charged for him , whooops i triped on a bone and ended up in lumberbridge. damit that dragon was lucky this day, but he wont be the next!
3rd. ^
dear diary,
recently i have been training with the mighty hans, on our way to the chicken coop i found a bright red sword laying on the floor, i traded it for a bronze chainmail, ha ha that noob got so riped -off! after i accepted trade he put it on so i reported him because he must of hacked an acount to equip it. before i can reach the chicken coop i saw a guy named andrew screeming at another player, i reported him for bulying. after i reported i got a message back from jagex saying
"if you ever report a Jagex mod again you will be permanently banned from runescape!" Jagex must of been realy mad at that guy i reported, they must be realy lucky to have a guy like me around! later that day i received a message from andrew here is what it said " how dare u report me, it is against the rules to report a mod you noob!your going to realy regret what u did this day when u get banned noob" that coward!
ps: and as for elvarg, he was lucky i triped! it wont happen next time!
^^ 4th,
dear diary,
today i did some seriously hard quests like cooks assistant. Anyway im getting board, later a guy asked me to team with him at wilderness, he had to explain to me about 10 times before i could understand what wilderness is. THe he asked me how good i was! OMG he must of been deaf not to hear my fight with the mighty chicken of lumberbridge! so anyway i was too tired so i just said , im a nooblet which stands for champion oviously! ok he took me realy far north and he kept telling me "i swear i wont kill you" dont know what that was all about. anyway finaly he stoped and said "say ur prayers nooblet!" i said : ok and put on my thick skin prayer. then suddenly these red symbols of numbers apeared on my body. what the hell are those ? suddenly i ended up in lumberbridge. oh yeah! i remember now! he teleported me to lumberbridge. wow what a nice guy! its good to have a freind i can trust. Hmm... i guess those red symbols must of stood for teleport incomtasions again.
ps: later that day i thanked em he responded by saying "nooblet". YAY i just made my first friend in runescape
dear diary,
i've recently been playing at the wild for a while now, i tell the people not to teleport me but they wont liten, everyone keeps calling me "nooblet". All this fame is getting annoying. Anyways today i met this hot shot named zizima, i saw him showing off at varrock east bank. Who does he think he is! i marched right up to him and said "u noob"! he replied in "omg this lv 8 just called me a noob! " i said "i beat the chicken of lumberbridge u weakling!""oh god i beat like 100 kalphite queens by myself noob!"" i dont know what kalphite queen is but it sounds like a bug i will squash with my foot HA!" "omg i bet i could kill millions of them zizima" "well good luck nooblet!" HA! that noob must of just relized who i am! Soon everyone will call me by the name of nooblet! I will be most famouse player of runescape!
all these days ive been waisting too much time on fightign skills so i decided to start a money skill .. smithing to be exact. i mined some coper and tin ore and put them in furnace. 10 mins later i check furnace again and i find a bronze bar. HO wait a minute! what happned to my ores , i put my head in furnace ,OUCH OUCH OUCH < damit! you son of a nice doggy!! i started kicking the furnace. ouch my foot! "give me my ores back u bandit furnace!". Fine you want it the hard way suit urself. I reported the furnace for item scamming. then suddenly i saw zizima behind me say "hey noob hows it going with the kalphite queen" i said "i dont got time for this zizima im having a very bad day" he said "omg u noobes" i got so mad that i did somthign very terrible to him ! i gave him a boo-bOO!!!! then sudenly a red number 15 apeared on my body and i ended up in lumberbridge. Hey who teleported me???
^^One of my greatest lifetime achievements.
dear diary,
today zezima wouldnt leave me alone trying to tell me to fight the kalphite queen.so i did! HA its probably just a little bug the size of my foot.so i went into the shanty pass.I had to buy a ticket for 5GP!!! can you beleive that!?!? so after i bought the shanty pass i had spent all my savings.there was a warning sign but i said HA i am the great nooblet!!! i do not need to be warned.so i took 1 step into the desert and i was teleported to lumbridge.Who did that?anyway i went back and the Shanty guy felt so sry for me that he gave me free 3 shanty passes.I dont know why but i was goin to step back into the desert and shanty said you better take these!it was a bunch of water skins.why would i need these?so i said watever noob.and then i went back into the desert but this time nobody teleported me.Now where is that kalphite queen? i was walking and walking and finally i reached a hole in the ground.it was dark and a far jump but i didnt care.so i jumped and landed on the kalphite queen!!!she died.all of a sudden there was a red chain body.i went to varrock and traded it to some noob for FULL BRONZE!!!!!!OMG!!!
haha that noob!
dear diary,
today i tried a new skill called fishing.I stood in the middle of varrock square repetivly shouting WHERE CAN I FISH? WHERE CAN I FISH? finally this guy said al kharid nooblet.i said thank you and i was on my way.but wait....where is al kharid?pondered this for a moment and then someone traded me and said take this.he gave me a newcomer map but i didnt accept.im no newcomer!!!so i walked around everywhere.i went west first where i met a bunch of barbarians first and asked for directions.he started screaming a bunch of blabber and spit all over me and teleported me to lumbridge.Stupid barbarian probably thought i was talking about lumbridge.so then i tried goin south.i ended up in a swamp.i saw a candle seller...i said hey noob!wheres al kharid!?he mumbled in anger and said straight down that hole.so i jumped down the pitch black hole.all of a sudden i was in lumbridge.it mustve been some kind of magic portal!so then i went east-yay i found the gate but 2 guards were infront of it.i said let me in! but they told me i had to pay a 10gp fine!!!! WTF 10GP!!!!!! i would never have that much money! then i saw zezima go through the gate without even payin!!!i reported him for cheating.then i called them all stupid noobs and they teleported me to lumbridge.so i tried jumping over the gate and i slammed right into it.the gaurds laughed but i didnt care!i tried it again and that time i forgot to jump so basically i ran into the wall for no reason.they told me to go around.by the time i got all the way around i was tired and watched family guy.haha peter is such a noob
^^^ Took me a while to write that one.
BRAND NEW ENTRY!
Today I finaly got to al kharid, and lemme tell you it wasnt easy. When I finally got around the other end because of the stoopid guards I was exhausted, and I had to run past a bunch of scorpians who kept trying to pinch my phanny!! not to mention i ran by a bunch of stoopid camels who thought i was an egg roll
So finally i got to the city and saw some spots where i could go fishing so I started to fish with my small net! as i was fishing a big stupid fish came up and stole my net so i jumped in the water, ive seen enough shows to know how to wrestle these things! so i grabbed the fishes fat lips, opened his mouth and searched for my net, and it tried to eat me!!! everything in this stupid desert city things im an egg roll so anyway i reported the fish for item scamming and went to the bank. When i got back to the bank i started repetively shouting FREE FISHING NET PLZ FREE FISHING NET PLZZZ until finally someone gave me one and called me a nooblet. finally someone appreciates me! so i went back to the fishing spot and i finally caught me a shrimp! I tried to eat it and all of a sudden an odd voice out of nowhere said you should try cooking it. i said ok and thought for a second... last time i tried cooking was on tutorial island, that woman showed me how to do it! so i thought where can i get a tinderbox... while i was looking for one i came across a huge fighting place!
i entered the place and all of a sudden people wanted to duel me a lot, he told me to stake something so i staked my raw shrimp, and he said haha you noob and he put up a tinderbox! wow! so i was determined to win. we were both teleported to the arena. remembering that i had chilly and nachos for breakfast i slowly let out 18.5 hot farts and the other guy died! yay
so i chopped down a log finally and i tried to lite it on fire but the first few times i lit my toes. finally i got my aim right and lit the log, and i threw the shrimp down in the flame and picked it back up. my fingers were already scorched anyway! i figured out it heals health so i made 25 cooked shrimp! with this i could take on anything! Tomorrow i shall look through the wilderness for something big, black, and deadly to fight!
Well thats all of them. Enjoy.
Besides, maybe he cares about doing it for fun. 
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