^^^ What he said. Not... enough... Diary...

I like the re-used joke about trading dragon for bronze! That helped me cheer up, since my new baby brother was born today

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What' so sad about that?

I think Zammadothix is trying to get some more ideas since the diary is not posted. It should be awhile I guess.

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Help me think of some ideas guys. Right now im thinking about writing one about the kbd.

The new entry is ready!

Today I finaly got to al kharid, and lemme tell you it wasnt easy. When I finally got around the other end because of the stoopid guards I was exhausted, and I had to run past a bunch of scorpians who kept trying to pinch my phanny!! not to mention i ran by a bunch of stoopid camels who thought i was an egg roll
So finally i got to the city and saw some spots where i could go fishing so I started to fish with my small net! as i was fishing a big stupid fish came up and stole my net so i jumped in the water, ive seen enough shows to know how to wrestle these things! so i grabbed the fishes fat lips, opened his mouth and searched for my net, and it tried to eat me!!! everything in this stupid desert city things im an egg roll so anyway i reported the fish for item scamming and went to the bank. When i got back to the bank i started repetively shouting FREE FISHING NET PLZ FREE FISHING NET PLZZZ until finally someone gave me one and called me a nooblet. finally someone appreciates me! so i went back to the fishing spot and i finally caught me a shrimp! I tried to eat it and all of a sudden an odd voice out of nowhere said you should try cooking it. i said ok and thought for a second... last time i tried cooking was on tutorial island, that woman showed me how to do it! so i thought where can i get a tinderbox... while i was looking for one i came across a huge fighting place!
i entered the place and all of a sudden people wanted to duel me a lot, he told me to stake something so i staked my raw shrimp, and he said haha you noob and he put up a tinderbox! wow! so i was determined to win. we were both teleported to the arena. remembering that i had chilly and nachos for breakfast i slowly let out 18.5 hot farts and the other guy died! yay
so i chopped down a log finally and i tried to lite it on fire but the first few times i lit my toes. finally i got my aim right and lit the log, and i threw the shrimp down in the flame and picked it back up. my fingers were already scorched anyway! i figured out it heals health so i made 25 cooked shrimp! with this i could take on anything! Tomorrow i shall look through the wilderness for something big, black, and deadly to fight!

Join the noob in his next adventures as he takes on the kbd.

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When he gets to the KBD, Zezima is there, fighting it. He distracts Zezima, who dies as a result. Noob runs at the KBD, and trips on Zezima's bones, causing him to hit the Old Nite who is casting a spell, causing his spell to hit a... staglimite or whatever, causing it to fall, killing the KBD.

Noob gets all this pwnage stuff, leaves, and attacks a lvl 3 noob, killing him, swapping his KBD spoils with the lvl 3's bronze, and laughs. He is then struck from behind by the Old Nite, and arrives in Lumbridge. "Oh, that nice guy teleported me back to Lumbridge!

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Zamma, when I have time, I can give a tiny bit of ideas. Nonetheless, intresting entries. ^_^

Write more now.

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Aww, such a sweet story I love nooblets, well some of them anyway...
Just thought I should write something nice since most people are writing about your spelling and grammar mistakes. They obviously didn't read the first few lines of your post

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I, for one, find it hard to read when there are so many errors.

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lol i dont mind the errors... i like the fact that the noob trades dragon for bronze lol... that really made my day when i read it...

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