>> Test Mining Helmet Light

You test out the LIGHT on your MINING HELMET (although you're not currently wearing it.) It seems dimmer than you'd like, but still perfectly usable!

>> Shed a tear for the spider grenade's spider since the recollection reminded you of him.

A TEAR comes to your eye every time you're reminded of the CUP-DWELLING SPIDER that gave its life for your victory against DREDLOCK. Rest in peace, friend.

>> Ask John why he seems different than the others...and why he wasn't so afraid of Jimmy. Ask him what he does, and why he isn't working in the mines if everyone else is worked so hard.
>> Refer to yourself in the third person

You quickly go back inside JOHN'S MINING SHOPPE and ask him why he isn't afraid of JIMMY and why he's here instead of in the MINES.

...By Jimmy you mean you, right? I think you answered your own question, kid. You're more kooky than you are intimidating.

I'm not in the mines because I'm manning this store, duh. Someone's got to do it.

>> Thank John for the help!

You thank JOHN for his help. He nods with a weak smile, and you leave.

>> Wear Mining Helmet on top of Bucket Helmet. Hat stacking is key.

You stack the MINING HELMET on top of your BUCKET HELMET and create the BUCKET MINING HELMET!

For this feat of engineering, you've gained 20% CONSTRUCTION EXPERIENCE!

>> Check out the mountains

The MOUNTAINS you came from to the SOUTH? The ones that are really far away, home of nothing but the NOT-TARDIS and some ROPE, next to the SEA that's nothing out of the ordinary?

You feel like you've got better things to do that trudge all the way back there.

>> Check out that house whatever thing on the right with the sign just barely in view.
>> Leave and check out the other shop.

You head across the street to the SHOP on the right, but it's locked. It's probably because it's starting to get darker outside; the afternoon is ending. Which isn't a problem for you, really, but BUSINESSES do tend to close at a certain point.

>> Take the Jaitia off the pick axe and helmet and cover Jimmy's body with it, ala Arnold in the Predator. It will make moving across the forest easier, makes us that much cooler, and will help us sneak attack jerks whenever we feel like it.

Ooh, good idea.

Unfortunately, as you try to take the JAITIA off of your PICKAXE, you come to realize that it's pretty well stained on there, as if painted. There's no way it's coming off.

>> ENGAGE CATFISH!!

The CATFISH are far away!