In his haste to get rid of the ATTACKING SPIDER, DREDLOCK flings it off of his arm. For some reason, the invisible ground doesn't affect it, and your SPIDER starts falling forever! What a cruel reality, what a harsh landscape, what a terrible world. Goodbye, dear friend; you will be sorely missed.

DREDLOCK also stomps on your two fired CUPS so that you can't pick them back up. What a jerk.

>> convince them there is bug spray outside the window of the top floor of the building.
>> Throw the giant binder from the top of your cabinet at him.
>> Then proceed to throw the cabinet at him, hoping the middle drawer opens up.

You almost try to convince DREDLOCK about something, but realize that you're not even in the APEX MICROCHIPS BUILDING. You're in some purple/pink a--I mean, blue/cyan area. You also fail to see neither a GIANT BINDER nor a FILING CABINET.

>> Cast HASTE on spider and yell that he's on the one who insulted his mother.

You don't have any MP! You spent the last of it on casting GRAVITY on DREDLOCK'S DREADLOCKS. Also the spider's not here anymore anyway.

>> Throw quarter at DREDLOCK like it's a shuriken.
>> Throw magic eight ball at him

You fling your QUARTER at DREDLOCK!

DREDLOCK deflects the QUARTER with his CLOSED CELL PHONE!

He doesn't, however, see the MAGIC 8-BALL coming, and takes massive damage for being caught off-guard! Nicely done. You do a little "yesss" motion.