That is right, folks. I have decided that I am retiring from RV, this time for good. I know I just got back like a month ago, but you have to realize something and that's that I only requested to be unbanned for one month's time. Now, as I understand it mangement didn't really want me back even for that long, but Hiker overruled them and decided not just to let me back for a month, but for good or until I got in trouble again.
Now folks, with my track record here and the fact that I've quit my meds again (for good this time), the idea that I wouldn't get in trouble again is pretty close to slim to none, and people seem to recognize this fact. Just five minutes ago in the chat room, Jaron was reminding me that I'm on a "last chance unban" because I was off my meds, and while I question whether or not this is unequivocally true if I really, really wanted to come back if I got banned again, it does go to show that people don't trust me when I am off my meds, probably for good reasons. However, I've stopped taking my meds again recently because I forgot to take them, but now that I am off them I realize that the "happiness" I experience while I am on them is fake. It's synthetic happiness, and it's designed by the drug companies in cahoots with the government in order to keep people in line and to prevent them from spreading thoughts that are outside of the mainstream. The government doesn't want it to get out that life is ultimately meaningless in order to prevent the demoralization of the populace, because if it does, people will stop trying to make anything of themselves and just sit on the government dole until their either kill themselves or die of natural causes. As you can imagine, that would be a disaster for the nation and its economy, so they contract the drug companies and doctors to produce the happy pills to keep people in line. I decided that I'm not going to stand for it, however, and have refused to take my medicine since my thoughts cleared due to the lack of drugs in my system.
So while my departure is half defensive in case I do decide I want to come back to RV eventually, that's not the primary reason why I am departing. See, I am interested in the financial markets and I believe that, ultimately, everything comes back to money. So you can probably understand that I am quite proud of my recent accomplishments that put even the Buffett Partnership and Benjamin Graham to shame, not to mention the larger, bulkier Berkshire Hathaway. However, when I brag about my accomplishments on the website, nobody seems to want to give me the respect that I deserve. People praise Warren Buffett for his beautiful ~20% CAGR of book value per share of Berkshire Hathaway even though he acknolwedges that its increase in capital will make it difficult to significantly outperform the S&P 500 from here on, but nobody seems to bat an eye at my portfolio's CAGR, which far exceeds even that due to my shrewd investments.
Even my 50% to 80% returns aren't good enough for anyone to care about my performance. Nevermind the fact that I'm in the top 1% of one of the largest investment communities in the planet, beat every stock-based mutual fund in the world in 2008 and, last but not least, have more than tripled my money in a bankrupt mall operator in a little more than a quarter. How many threebaggers have you guys participated in during your time in the equity markets? For that not to get so much as a "way to go, Sah," or a, "that's awesome, Sah" from the vast majority of you is entirely disappointing to me as a capital allocator.
However, I can't decide what you feel is or isn't important, and despite my numerous attempts to help the members of this website understand the capital markets, I'm usually just told to "shut up because nobody cares," or even worse ignored entirely. It irritates me to no end that while I've tried to help the users of this website understand investing better, I'm still looked down upon as a troublemaker because of my disagreements with other members and management in the past. I made mistakes in some cases, yes, but I still thoroughly believe that I was in the right in the majority of the times I've been embroiled in a feud here. Nevertheless, for that to take away from my efforts to help the members understand finance more thoroughly is a shame, because if you guys could learn how to spot opportunities and manage to get even close to the investment returns that I've been able to, you'd be very, very wealthy when it came time for you to retire. With just a $1,000 initial investment and another $500 added annually, if you could manage a 20% CAGR with your investments, in 35 years you'd have $2,359,672.92 pre-tax. Such is the power of compounding, and for telling me to shut up while I tried to teach you how to do this, to me, is quite offensive, but obviously I can't decide what you all choose to care about, I can only hope that you'll learn at least this admittedly basic concept as early as you possibly can. But, if you guys aren't going to show me the respect I deserve, you're not going to be learning it from me.
So yeah, I'm retiring, partly because I know I'm liable to get into trouble right now and partly because I don't think I'm being given the respect I deserve. You can agree or disagree, but it's not really going to impact my thoughts on how I feel I should be treated either way. I'll include a short list of members who have been nice to me or who have particularly interested me. For those of you who have been nice to me, there is a special place in my heart and I hope to talk to you on Skype, MSN or whatever.
Blackmage- I don't remember the rest of your username, sorry. I know you think I'm a self-serving

on account of my feelings about breast cancer, but nevertheless I find you very interesting despite not knowing you very well. I think you're one of the few people here who have a real chance of making something of themselves as investors, just due to your seemingly insatiable craving for knowledge about finance. Good for you, but one word of caution; when you get deeper into your education and start learning about modern portfolio theory, discard it entirely. Modern portfolio theory is a scam perpetrated on students, mostly by business schools but also by some financial professionals as a result of those schools. Since you seem interested in the medical field, I'm hoping for your sake you'll be able to dodge it entirely, but with your focus on economics it's likely to come up. Which, interestingly, brings me to another point: a deep economics has been, from my experience, mostly useless when it comes to investing. A general understanding of the economy will be much more useful to you, mostly due to being able to tell whether or not businesses are suffering from economic headwinds or benefiting from economic tailwinds. Even so, I've not found myself relying on that particularly much when evaluating companies; a solid understanding of fundamental analysis will prove far more useful than either of those two, but a general understanding of the economy is a very good thing to have if you use it properly, but I don't worry about you at all in this regard. As I said, fundamental analysis is where it's at.
Sammy- I haven't seen you lately and even though I have a sneaking suspicion you blew me off in England (I hope that's not the case), you've been nothing but nice to me in the past so I want to thank you for that, even though I've been a bit upset with you lately. I think I can get past that, though, if you want to remain friends, even if you did pull a Humble on me.
Jem & Tom- Thanks for hanging out with me and letting me stay with you in Europe, I appreciate that. It doesn't hurt that you were nice to me, either, even if you don't agree that I'm better than everyone else.
Mord- You're mostly cool, even if we've kind of grown apart.
Fant- I don't even think you're still here, but if you find this I just wanted to let you know 2005 is the favorite year of my life to date due to you. I haven't talked with you much lately, but hopefully you've gotten around to reading Buffett's annual letters to shareholders that I supplied you with.
Anyone else- No doubt I forgot someone. If we've been on good terms, thanks for being nice to me. Hopefully I was nice to you, too.
So, goodbye and have a nice life. If this is too "inflammatory" or whatever, feel free to close it. I don't really care anymore.
Scott