Hello all,this is linkkid6,and this topic is about monsters people think jagex refused to put in the game.
The rules of this topic is very simple: (only 2)

-you must put that monsters name,lvl,drops,and attack style,if the monsters F2p or P2P,and the reason jagex refused to put that monster on runescape

-you may use real world people or characters.

other than that,there are no rules.

(P.S.) this is only meant as a small game,please do not take seriously.

Seeing as this post is just started,i will talk about one monster that jagex refused to put on runescape.
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Monster Name:President Bush(jr.)
lvl:100
attack style:meele and range (meele is an animation of a army
P2p only
attacking your character. Range is an air strike. Both can max 25)
100% drop:bones
Drops:various gems,barrel of oil,WMD's(10) noted,10k-100k,dragon spear,dragon dagger,rune med
Reason jagex refused to put this monster in game:President Bush almost ran the real world into the ground,Jagex really didnt need Runescape ran into the ground as well.

Monster Name: Rat611
lvl:899
Both F2P and P2P
Attack style: Melee, Ranged, and Magic.
100%drop: Bones, ultimate sword of Pwning
drops: Bones, Ultimate Sword of Pwning, Narsool Blade, every video game system known to man, every video game known to man, gravity gun, HEV suit, spring heels, apperture science handheld portal device, physics gun.
Reason why Jagex didn't put into Runescape: I pwn all. They didn't want to add video games. They didn't want to add futuristic stuff. They didn't want to realease unbeatable weapons. They didn't want every player to get angry for not being able to beat it and quit Runescape.

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Moved to General Discussion.

I can see where you're pulling humor from, but try not to degrade individual people if you can, please.

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.Legendary themed months are back! Maybe.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monster Name: Kool_Aid Man
lvl: 1
attack style: Melee/Environment
100% drop: Glass
Drops: Wall chunks
Reason: Jagex didn't want a monster randonly making holes in walls.

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rofl that was a bit too funny rofl rofl

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The status of our next generation will be contingent
on the scientific advancements we make
TODAY.

Monster Name: Noob
Level: 3
Attack style: Melee
100% drop:bones
Drops: Bronze Sword, Wooden Shield, Bronze Med, Cabbage, Onion, Pot, Cake Tin, Bucket, Net, Hammer, Bronze Pickaxe, Bronze Axe
Examine: Yikes! My Cape of Achievement is attracting him towards me just like a magnet!
Location: In and around Lumbridge and Rimmington
Appearance: Bronze Sword, Wooden Shield, Bronze Med
Comments: Would randomly say "Phr33 st0f pl0x?" and "H0w d0 1 w43r g0bl1n?" Tends to follow you around like the Stray Dogs in Varrock

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But... if the seal should be broken and, despite all the time that had passed,
it wasn't enough, and you were without a heart,
if you continued to be only a created thing who acted wildly and forcefully,
I would... eliminate you! Raitei Shourai!

Support me on my goals?

Monster Name: Chuck Norris
Level: ∞
Attack style: Throws TzTok-Jad at you. No protect prayers work, except for "Protect From Roundhouse Kick", at level 425 prayer.
100% drop: Pain.
Drops: Kicks.
Examine: Can win a game of Connect Four in Three moves.
Location: Everywhere there are weaklings (to him, everyone is a weakling).
Appearance: If you can see him, run. If you can't see him, you may be moments away from death.

Reason: Jagex Moderators couldn't defeat him after hacking themselves to have infinite HP. They then had to completely destroy and rebuild all of the servers in order to remove him, because his pixels wouldn't take their "update" bullcrap.
In addition, the only disciple he had in RuneScape was also banned. He was known as Durial321.
It is believed Zezima once drank a potion made of this NPC's urine, resulting in a boost of 10M exp to all stats. As this is unconfirmed, Jagex cannot act on it.

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Boa managed to make this topic funny :O

<3

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dr henry wrote:

I'm not against the idea, I just think that it is stupid and we don't need it.

Monster Name: Crying noob
lvl:3 1/2
attack style:Crying, begging, whinning
100% drop:bones, more noobs
Drops:Nooby items he cried for.
Reason jagex refused to put this monster in game: waste of time, and didn't want people reporting on how annoying it is.

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Monster Name: Emo
lvl: 10
attack style: Stab, Magic(Spell=Depression)
100% drop: Razorblade, bones
Drops: Makeup, Freakish wig
Reason jagex refused to put this monster in game: They had Razorblades are were scared they may use them on someone else.

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monster name:O.J. Simpson
lvl:100
p2p only
100%:Bloodied knife,Gloves
Drops:Gold (100gp-2000gp)
Attack style:meele (stabs you with knife)
Reason Jagex didnt put in the game:He's only attack women characters,and we all know that he doesnt need more people talking about him.

Monster Name: Stickfigure
Level: -5.5
Attack style: Range
100% drop: Ashes
Drops: Pencil, paper, and assorted weapons.
Examine: Get some meat on those bones!
Appearance: Its a stickfigure, what do you think?
Reason jagex refused to put this monster in game: Its to graphically advanced for the game.

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Monster Name: Raptor Jesus
Level: 2008 (a level for every year)
Attack style: Melee. He uses his teeth.
100% drop: loldrops.
Drops: 'babyforsale token'.
Examine: "Jesus, is that baby for sale?" "It is now lol".
Appearance: A male man (Jesus) with a raptors head.
Reasons for Jagex introducing him into the game: He would die, so that noobs wouldn't have to. Which would ruin the economy because no-one would die.

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And if the rain stops, and everything's dry, she would cry just so I could drink the tears from her eyes.

Burks wrote:

It's the Internet people. Stop being so damn serious.

Dragon Cube 999

Monster Name: Stuntman
Level: 25 and going down
Attack style: Melee and range. He throws stuff he finds.
100% drop: His cloths, bent bones.
Drops: A doctors bill, with all the past injuries.
Examine: He's thinking of another way to get a 3k doctors bill.
Appearance: Looks like a impostor of Evil Knievel.
Reasons: Jagex didn't want this Stuntman to influence players into risking there real life. And the in-game on.

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Monster Name:Captain Falcon
Lvl:200
attack style:meele(beats the crap out of you with his fists)
100% drop:racing helmet,gloves
F2p and p2p
Drops:Falcon Punching gloves (Rare),combat potion,super set,Gp(100-1000)
examine info:"He wants to show you his moves"
Reason Jagex refused to put monster in the game:people who maneged to get the gloves would be screaming "Falcon punch!!!" to many times...

info on drops:

Falcon Punching Gloves (FPG):
attack bonus's:none
Defense bonus's:none

str bonus,none

catagory of item:fun weapon(you run up to someone and scream "Falcon Punch" then your character hits them,doing no damage.
emotes unlocked:your character holds hand up to head in taunting fashion and says "Show me your moves"

Racing helmet:same as gloves,just enhances the "show me your moves" emote

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Monster Name: Zizilla
Lvl: Infinite
Attack style: Screaming and complaining.
100% drop: Your jaws.
F2p and p2p
Drops: If your want me to drop my clothes, you better be really good, wink wink
Examine info: "OMG I am like so hot"
Location: In front of a mirror, looking beautiful.
Appearance: Hot as always, like you didn't notice.
Reason Jagex refused to put monster in the game: Because I have copyrighted the name already, haha

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Three times Wiz Quiz Winner
Since Jan 17, 2008


The Kingdom of God is within you, not in buildings of wood and stone. - Gospel of Thomas

monster name:max
lvl:infinity
f2p and p2p
100%:nothing(as no one has ever been able to fight it and live)
drops:nothing(see 100% drop)
attack style:range (drops a ton of arrows on you,each doing 99 damage)
reason jagex refused to put monster in game:he would only be accessable by going into the unknown area,so basically he cant be attacked.

monster name: Buzz Lightyear
lvl: Infinite (and beyond)
f2p and p2p
100%: Bones
drops: Space helmet, Space suit, Utility Belt, Jetpack
attack style:range (shoots a plastic disc), and melee
Examine: Is there beyond infinity?

Jagex refused to include him in the game out of fear that he would take over.

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Monster name: Negotiator
Level: your combat level times two, with a bare minimum of level 30 (so anyone under level 15 will get a level 30)
f2p and p2p
Will appear when a player says "noob", or any variation of that, and will shout out "World peace! Don't degrade your fellow players", and then attacks.
100% drop: Bones, lawsuit (untradabe, and yes Willow, inspired by your comic)
possible drop: nothing.
Attack style: Melee, attacks by swinging his suitcase to your head.

Reason why it was rejected: The idea was too good to be true.

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