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 Post subject: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: February 8th, 2013, 10:15 pm 
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I got an e-mail!
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I am Mrs. Zaina Ali - Fayadh ,Wife of Late Sheikh Dhari Ali Al-Fayadh (Prominent Iraqis House of Assembly Member ) who was killed along with three of his bodyguards and my Son in a suicide bomb attack in neighborhood of Rashdiya Northern Baghdad. View the Website below for detail Story on how I lost my influential husband.

[cnn article link]

My late and beloved husband deposited a huge amount with BANK for safe keeping. All I need from you is an assistance to transfer the fund to your country for investment untill I regain my freedom.

I will give you 25% of the total sum (sharing ration is Negotiable} but the most of all is that I solicit your trust in this transaction and will not want you to betray me. Get back if you are willing for this venture.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs.Zaina Ali Fayadh
[AOL e-mail address]
Seems pretty legit! It's just some widow whose sole wish is that I don't betray her. There's no possibly way it could end badly.

Also see where she started a part with a parenthesis and ended it with a curly brace? That's gotta be proof of her good nature. A scammer would try to make the e-mail look like it came from Mark Zuckerberg as much as possible, right?

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: February 8th, 2013, 11:17 pm 
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Quick, break out the Swiss bank accounts! The more countries we can invest in, the better!

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: February 8th, 2013, 11:48 pm 
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I don't think you should trust this. If it came from Nigeria though, then I'd be inclined to believe it...

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: February 9th, 2013, 7:12 am 
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You should try to get HER bank account number.
Reverse the scam back onto them. Like a boss.

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: February 9th, 2013, 8:46 am 
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like you say seems legit now shut up and take my money xD

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PostPosted: February 9th, 2013, 10:18 am 
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I don't think you should trust this. If it came from Nigeria though, then I'd be inclined to believe it...


No no no, youve got it all wrong. Everyone knows the Nigerian one is a scam. What happens in Iraq is legit though, I mean look, theres a link to a newspaper article and everything.

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PostPosted: February 9th, 2013, 10:27 am 
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Definitely legit. Congratulations on your new- found wealth :)

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: February 9th, 2013, 12:45 pm 
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I got something like this before. Maybe twice. Seems like a get rich quick scheme for the email sender.


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PostPosted: February 9th, 2013, 3:56 pm 
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I'm going to lol if the conversion rate makes that 25% of the huge sum very little.

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: February 9th, 2013, 4:56 pm 
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I'd be more inclined to reply and play along except once you do that, they add you to ALL the scam lists because then they know it's a legit, checked e-mail address.

My mom has gotten a few of these; one of them was from someone pretending to be the head of Facebook. It was pretty funny actually.

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PostPosted: February 11th, 2013, 11:07 am 
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I'd be more inclined to reply and play along except once you do that, they add you to ALL the scam lists because then they know it's a legit, checked e-mail address.

My mom has gotten a few of these; one of them was from someone pretending to be the head of Facebook. It was pretty funny actually.


Just reply under a new email. It's not like they'll notice or care.


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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: February 13th, 2013, 3:22 pm 
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Tell them to give me the money and no one gets hurt :p

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: April 8th, 2013, 2:05 pm 
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I get these constantly in my spam folder.

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: April 13th, 2013, 12:07 am 
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Hahaha!! i love this thread!! online pokies


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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: April 14th, 2013, 2:38 pm 
:D Panda tyme!
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This is partially why I stopped checking my email.. I have ~3000 unread emails. >_> Hotmail and Gmail continue to increase their free storage though, so I'm not so inclined to sift through them.

Perhaps you should try getting a phone number and talk it through - just to be sure. ;)

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IS that technically called slavery?

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: April 14th, 2013, 10:12 pm 
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Hmmm... seems legit...

Dakota.

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PostPosted: April 14th, 2013, 10:34 pm 
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This is partially why I stopped checking my email.. I have ~3000 unread emails. >_> Hotmail and Gmail continue to increase their free storage though, so I'm not so inclined to sift through them.

Perhaps you should try getting a phone number and talk it through - just to be sure. ;)
These arrive at e-mail accounts I've set up to be targets for spam. My main accounts never get spam.

Jeez, if you have that many unread e-mails, I would recommend doing the same thing. :P Make an account for things that you want to sign up for but never want to hear from again, and make the other account your main where actual important stuff goes. You're probably losing quite a few important needles in that haystack!

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: April 15th, 2013, 10:08 pm 
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Hmmm... seems legit...

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I have 3 emails... some how the lists find them all :| even my school one that I never use.

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Dakota Lesmercy wrote:
IS that technically called slavery?

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Slavery with payment and education, the perfect disguise.

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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: April 15th, 2013, 11:39 pm 
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A lot of these types of scams in emails. Like the paypal one and even runescape one.


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 Post subject: Re: "I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE"
PostPosted: April 16th, 2013, 7:24 am 
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Dakota Lesmercy wrote:
Hmmm... seems legit...

Dakota.


well.

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I have 3 emails... some how the lists find them all :| even my school one that I never use.


I have so many emails I don't remember the names lol
My main one only sends me messages for available jobs, notifications when my paycheck is deposited, and college stuff XD

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