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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: June 7th, 2012, 7:37 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: June 7th, 2012, 7:58 pm 
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Had a lolsome conversation earlier in the week with some friends who swear they're government drugs. Not because it didn't make sense, but these are people who swear up and down that they've seen aliens, ghosts, and believe far more ridiculous conspiracy theories etc etc.

For some light reading: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7- ... ickly.html

Persuasive Cracked article ( :laugh: ) that asserts why a zombie outbreak would fail. Makes sense. Zombies wouldn't be able to withstand extreme temperatures, people have guns, natural predators, terrain etc.

But here: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5- ... en_p4.html

Is an article that outlines real-life things that resemble zombie sickness already.

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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: June 27th, 2012, 1:16 pm 
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Bath salts! I'm so ready for the zombie apocalypse, or bath salt addicts.

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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: June 29th, 2012, 12:08 am 
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Exerpt from TIME wrote:
Authorities may never know why a Florida man viciously attacked and chewed on the face of an older homeless man in Miami last month after lab tests failed to find components of "bath salts" in the system of the assailant, who was killed by police.

The tests detected only marijuana in the system of the attacker, the medical examiner said Wednesday, ruling out other street drugs that some had speculated 31-year-old Rudy Eugene might have taken


Sorry to be a buzzkill, but you're not going to be needing that flamethrower and zombie-bunker...at least not yet.

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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: June 29th, 2012, 2:14 pm 
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I had a 8-[ kind of reaction to this post..

Depends what type of Zombies they are - Shaun of the Dead or I Am Legend?

The latter would be fierce.

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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: July 2nd, 2012, 11:37 am 
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Man caught eating woman’s face

July 2 2012 at 10:17am

A Chinese drunk bus driver was caught on camera gnawing at a woman's face in a horrific random attack, Daily Mail reported.

According to the Daily Mail, the woman will apparently require plastic surgery to repair the damage done by her attacker.

The bus driver is reported to have been drinking during lunch with his friends before the outburst.

Witnesses say that the bus driver had gone “crazy” and was resisting attempts to subdue him.

The bus driver has reportedly been taken into custody. - Daily Mail and IOL

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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: July 3rd, 2012, 5:19 am 
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Trying dealing with these bath salt/K2 users and NOT be able to beat the hell out of them when they get out of control. It's kind of hard.

I got whacked in the head by one a few weeks ago. He ended up in restraints for like 3 days. Could have filed charges against him but I think having a tube shoved up your schlong and butt was enough embarrassment.

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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: July 3rd, 2012, 9:58 am 
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Could have filed charges against him but I
think having a tube shoved up your schlong schlort and butt was enough
embarrassment.


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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: July 3rd, 2012, 11:39 am 
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We have yet another one!


'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to arrest him on golf course

A 'zombie cannibal' was tasered by police after he charged at them wielding a golf club. Karl Laventure, 21, was believed to be high on bath salts when he tried to attack the officers in Lilburn, Georgia. And after they had managed to subdue him he began threatening to eat them. Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming. Police said that it took several officers to subdue the man who had 'super-human strength'. 'He came running at us out of the woodline,' officer Ross Hancock told local station WSBTV.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred. 'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,' Mr Hancock said of the pepper spray. They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,' Mr Hancock told the station. A video clip of the June 14 arrest shows Laventure lying face down on the ground, shirtless, mumbling seemingly disconnected thoughts and threatening to eat the faces of the officers.

'He was still talking gibberish, still cussing, still saying he wanted to eat us, eat other people,' Mr Hancock added. The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.

'Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"' one witness told Fox News.

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued. His behavior is being blamed on the use of the synthetic drug called bath salts, which was also linked to previous violent outbursts throughout the country. 'I've never had to encounter somebody who acted like this before, so there's no telling what they may do when they are high on this drug,' Mr Hancock said.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD', was the believed drug of choice for Rudy Eugene, who he chewed off homeless man Ronald Poppo's face in Miami in May. While a man in Louisiana, Carl Jacquneaux, was arrested when he bit off a piece of his neighbour's cheek, which a friend blamed on bath salts.


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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: September 13th, 2012, 5:18 am 
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This is beyond creepy! What if a drug can trigger a kind of defence mechanism that our ancestors had? Which is eating the person bugging you's face ;)

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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: September 23rd, 2012, 5:31 pm 
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Creepy chain of events. Probably won't cause any zombie apocalypse, but it's better to be safe.


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 Post subject: Re: So... Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
PostPosted: October 3rd, 2012, 9:28 am 
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