I couldnt find one of these and thought it would be a good idea to get people involved in something that has an aspect of fun somewhere in it!

Everyone should know the rules but if you dont, basically its a a whole story we are trying to create however you are only allowed to post 3 words at a time.

Every day / couple of days I will update this story with all of the words that have been added so that people can read what is going on!

Rules:
1 - No double posting
2 - No swearing
3 - Only three words per post
4 - Punctuation MUST be used but does not count as a word
5 - Have fun, be creative and enjoy it!

The Story So Far:

Once upon a full moon night, there was a man and a dog named Dog. Dogs aren't very feathered like pigeons, but they are able to fly and grapple to low flying UFOs. It is also prone to fits. During these fits, it eats poop and then takes a magical pill which cures its malign brain tumor. Dogs are cute. However, this dog is not cute. His face is concave beyond belief, but the man and Jesus wept. While Jesus wept, David Bowie said dance, magic, dance and here comes the revolution of highly exaggerated proportions. A cake was born that day and was sacrificed to the man's hungry, hungry hippo.

In other news: a man accused Landerpurex and Kikori of having fun so Jesus used his magical staff and then played a golden harp triumphantly; and on that same day, he turned into bunny bunny bunny!

An assassin strolled past the dog rather sneakily. However, a pie hit a rich man. He pulled out a handkerchief and used it to act out a romantic Shakespearean scene. Then, he got mauled by dogs. He cried and a unicorn stabbed itself to death.

The unicorn's blood was used to make a cake that tasted like unicorn blood and cake, which was a big lie. The cake was gone, because Jesus turned it into a giant flute. 75 hours later nothing had happened, so someone excitedly shouted "I AM THE BEST AT JOUSTING AND ROMANCING!" and as proof, boys and girls all turned into A Vandal Root.

But joking aside, they all purchased a share in Netflix which made Blockbuster angry, so DVDs were flung upwards towards the heavens. Zeus became a pink lemur and he screamed like a boss. Hades, however, did sit on Zeus. So Zeus pushed King Edward down the biggest, most convoluted staircase in all the land. Beaten, Edward rose and fell again to his death in a pot named Sir Fuffleton. "NO 'AND THEN'!" shouted Sir Fuffleton.

Far far away, there lived a small angry king. He lived with Sir Michael Caine and they danced on chocolate covered french lingerie models who pokes his feathered cavalier. Sadly, the king slipped and fell through the patio doors. The king realized that the patio was a pizza. So he took a knife and stabbed the patio. Sadly the patio cried and died, but nonetheless, every person ate plentifully.

Unfortunately, someone poisoned the lion tamer, who also happened to be a powerful data alien. "He's dead!" cried the potato farmer who also smells of Chuck Norris. Then, the farmer did a dance of a lifetime. Then, the animals ate the farmer and escaped to Antartica and freezed for all eternity in a block.

"Ouch!" cried the french lingerie models. Repeatedly stubbing toes on the flexible giant, inflating T-Rex which had an oversized left ankle. This oversized ankle was angry with the miniature horse disease, a rare disease which can kill people fast or transform the into a lambent, delicate night wisp. Which, in my box of tricks, they reside. For all eternity they played the banjo, but then suddently a futuristic care called a Delorean appeared and drove upside down. This particular car stopped infront of a digimon named Maximus Brutius. This little beast rode

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The Lagoon

The Lagoon

99 Fishing as of - 20th December 2007 - 96 Cb
99 Cooking as of - 28th December 2007 - 96 Cb
99 Strength as of - 17th August 2008 - 105 Cb
99 Herblore as of - 12th June 2010 - 107 Cb (5999th Person)
99 Woodcutting as of -13th March 2011 - 109 Cb
99 Fletching as of - 11th September 2011 - 119 Cb

I will start it off.

Once apon a

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The Lagoon

The Lagoon

99 Fishing as of - 20th December 2007 - 96 Cb
99 Cooking as of - 28th December 2007 - 96 Cb
99 Strength as of - 17th August 2008 - 105 Cb
99 Herblore as of - 12th June 2010 - 107 Cb (5999th Person)
99 Woodcutting as of -13th March 2011 - 109 Cb
99 Fletching as of - 11th September 2011 - 119 Cb

Full Moon Night,

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There was a

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Man and a

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There are 10 types of people in the world, the ones that understand binary, and the ones that don't.

Thanks Lou for the help with the avatar.

What happened here...?

Anyway, continuing the story...


dog named Dog.

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Dogs aren't very

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feathered like pigeons

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There are 10 types of people in the world, the ones that understand binary, and the ones that don't.

Thanks Lou for the help with the avatar.

But they are

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Kikori wrote:

Topsummoner wrote:

Riptide wrote:

I used to get you and J@n mixed up. Except your funnier. And nicer. Happy 21st bro!

Oh man Jan, you just got zinged by Riptide. How much does THAT suck?

Well, statistically speaking, slightly more than a giant suckusaur. A dire one.

PenguinGuy wrote:

Lets see if I remember how to play...

EX REX IS MAFIA SCUM FOURTHVOTER UNVILLAGE BLAH BLAH BLAH SCUM BLAH WINE IN FRONT OF ME BLAH BLAH META GAME BLAH BLAH BLAH SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES BLAH

Right?

able to fly

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and grapple to

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Thanks.

low flying UFO's

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. It is also

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Awesome

prone to fits.

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Kikori wrote:

Topsummoner wrote:

Riptide wrote:

I used to get you and J@n mixed up. Except your funnier. And nicer. Happy 21st bro!

Oh man Jan, you just got zinged by Riptide. How much does THAT suck?

Well, statistically speaking, slightly more than a giant suckusaur. A dire one.

PenguinGuy wrote:

Lets see if I remember how to play...

EX REX IS MAFIA SCUM FOURTHVOTER UNVILLAGE BLAH BLAH BLAH SCUM BLAH WINE IN FRONT OF ME BLAH BLAH META GAME BLAH BLAH BLAH SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES BLAH

Right?

During these fits,

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it eats poop,

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Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: But that trick never works!

And then takes,

Dakota.

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A magical pill.

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Kikori wrote:

Topsummoner wrote:

Riptide wrote:

I used to get you and J@n mixed up. Except your funnier. And nicer. Happy 21st bro!

Oh man Jan, you just got zinged by Riptide. How much does THAT suck?

Well, statistically speaking, slightly more than a giant suckusaur. A dire one.

PenguinGuy wrote:

Lets see if I remember how to play...

EX REX IS MAFIA SCUM FOURTHVOTER UNVILLAGE BLAH BLAH BLAH SCUM BLAH WINE IN FRONT OF ME BLAH BLAH META GAME BLAH BLAH BLAH SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES BLAH

Right?

which cures its

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malign brain tumor.

(Sorry for breaking the rules, but Skulled, can you put the story in the OP? That'd be cool! )

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