So I just want to say what happened last night as I find it amazing.
Ok so it starts with me and a friend going into town very spontaniously and going to a club..
The first thing which was different in this club, there was an animatronic bull in the club..This has seemingly bruised my leg and has made me incapable of walking.
I then proceeded to have a night where I made friends with litereally 90% of the people in this club. Then towards the end of the night, me and my friend were some of the last people out of the club.. And there was a girl who was clearly in a terrible state on the floor. So my friend was talking to her friends as he apparently knew one of them. I was talking to her, finding out what was wrong. What then followed was one hour of a crying girl trying to make a single phone call to her boyfriend and being unable to dial the phone. I then had to keep her stood up so she didn't faceplant the floor. And then her female friend started shouting at me accusing me of trying to get off with her, or something like that..I can't remember entirely. We then nearly got run over by a taxi whilst trying to put her in one to go home (Wherever that is).

Then me and the friend went and walked to a take out, by this time Manchester was very quiet as it was about 4am and the clubs had been closed for an hour+. So we got our food and then went to find somewhere to 'drain the sea monster'.
And this is where the funny part comes in. A few somalians tried to rob me and the friend, but when I go on a night out I stay sober enough to be aware of my surroundings. What then followed was a very interesting 'exchange' of words from me to the somalian and a push which seemingly took him by suprise.
So that sums up my night...And now I very strongly dislike somalians..They arn't even real pirates.

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Oh neeb

Your such an adventurer

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Been a while since I've been up and about at 4 in the morn... kinda miss it now, actually.

-Phat

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They seem like terrible muggers if they were scared off by a drunken push lol

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Cool story bro

You missed out the part where you pull Tal.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TAL.

Also, "drain the sea monster"?

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Awesome

That sounds like quite an... exciting adventure.

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once I saw "girl" i was thinking this was a "I got laid" post lol.

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Wasn't it you who had an unplanned baby and had an STD before that?

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i like my baby thank you very much

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Can't be proud of that tattoo though, surely.

Yes I am. Derp

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What happened after the push? Did it kick off?

I hear pirates are quite unreasonable unless you have a lot of money.

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He backed off and realised he wasn't going in my pockets without losing a face.

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