Sasuke Ninja Chronicles. Manga readers only!

Christopher · **Posted:** November 13th, 2009, 10:27 pm

Dr Henry wrote:

The only thing is... aren't they both surrounded by water, with Killerbee being electric?

You forget that this is Naruto. It's Lightning > Earth, not Lightning > Water. :weird:

Topsummoner · **Posted:** November 18th, 2009, 3:12 pm

Oh wow, so

Today I was playing this game called the 'Survival Game' where students take the place of carnivores, omnivores and herbivores, but that's not the point.

I asked the people running it if I could be a Snake (since what animal you are is displayed on your bandanna you wear during the game). They didn't have a Snake bandanna, so they took a different one and put a piece of tape that said 'Snake' onto it.

So I was a Snake for the first half of the game, when the tape fell off, revealing 'Hawk' underneath.

Anyone who sees what this has to do with Naruto wins a cookie. Go.
(Bonus points is you see why I wanted to be a Snake)

Jeroen · **Posted:** November 18th, 2009, 4:04 pm

Topsummoner wrote:

Oh wow, so

Today I was playing this game called the 'Survival Game' where students take the place of carnivores, omnivores and herbivores, but that's not the point.

I asked the people running it if I could be a Snake (since what animal you are is displayed on your bandanna you wear during the game). They didn't have a Snake bandanna, so they took a different one and put a piece of tape that said 'Snake' onto it.

So I was a Snake for the first half of the game, when the tape fell off, revealing 'Hawk' underneath.

Anyone who sees what this has to do with Naruto wins a cookie. Go.
(Bonus points is you see why I wanted to be a Snake)

Anyone who doesn't should give everyone else cookies to be honest

As for why you wanted to be a snake... well it's a survival game and apparently the white snake had healing powers?

Topsummoner · **Posted:** November 18th, 2009, 4:35 pm

...

Solid Snake.

Jeroen · **Posted:** November 18th, 2009, 5:11 pm

but that has nothing to do with manga/anime D:

Topsummoner · **Posted:** November 18th, 2009, 7:42 pm

I never said that part had anything to do with manga. I was only talking about the Snake/Hawk part.

Dr Henry · **Posted:** November 19th, 2009, 2:49 pm

So... we have a winner... or do we?

Christopher · **Posted:** November 19th, 2009, 3:43 pm

This fight was pretty lame honestly. Bee couldn't even go full eight tails because he was protecting people. If he'd pulled out beast form, I think the tables would be been turned.

Tahu 1000 · **Posted:** November 19th, 2009, 4:43 pm

And hence Kisame demonstrates the problem with a sentient weapon. Killerbee apparently has acquired the hidden art of plotkai no jutsu.

Topsummoner · **Posted:** November 19th, 2009, 4:53 pm

You guys are missing the point.

OBVIOUSLY, Samehada had to go for this fight between badasses to stop being so one-sided.

Dr Henry · **Posted:** November 26th, 2009, 10:44 am

Return of the Raiton Pencil!

That fight ended in a fail.

Inbefore Sai tells Naruto that Sakura doesn't love Sasuke or Naruto but rather Sakura embarked on a tepid affair with Jiraiya prior to his death and once had a threesome with Tsunade, whom she is now in love with.

Prove me wrong!

Rocky · **Posted:** November 27th, 2009, 1:08 pm

Requesting topic namechange to Drama Ninja Chronicles.

Pyro3000 · **Posted:** November 28th, 2009, 3:50 am

Dr Henry wrote:

Return of the Raiton Pencil!

That fight ended in a fail.

Inbefore Sai tells Naruto that Sakura doesn't love Sasuke or Naruto but rather Sakura embarked on a tepid affair with Jiraiya prior to his death and once had a threesome with Tsunade, whom she is now in love with.

Prove me wrong!

I don't remember publishing that doujin yet.... WHO STOLE IT!?

Topsummoner · **Posted:** November 28th, 2009, 9:58 am

Hey, does anyone remember how awesome all of Shikamaru's fights were? I WANT MOAR

Tahu 1000 · **Posted:** November 28th, 2009, 5:40 pm

Topsummoner wrote:

Hey, does anyone remember how awesome all of Shikamaru's fights were? I WANT MOAR

Yeah, they were awesome because Shikamaru would just pull a win out of nowhere and you could only see the crazy ingenious strategy in retrospect. In fact, he might be one of the best ninja to face Sasuke.

Topsummoner · **Posted:** November 28th, 2009, 6:55 pm

It's not him pulling a win out of nowhere, it's him pulling an awesome strategy out of his manly brain. Shikamaru vs Temari was awesome and Shikamaru lost that fight.

Tahu 1000 · **Posted:** November 28th, 2009, 8:47 pm

Topsummoner wrote:

It's not him pulling a win out of nowhere, it's him pulling an awesome strategy out of his manly brain. Shikamaru vs Temari was awesome and Shikamaru lost that fight.

Ok, amend what I said to "pulling a win out of pulling an awesome strategy out of his brain."
Really, though, I bet not even Sasuke could strategize on his level.

Topsummoner · **Posted:** November 29th, 2009, 6:48 am

Sasuke can't strategize at all. He just unleashes his plothax and lets his plot armor defend him.

He should NOT have survived Sasuke vs Deidara, he pulled so much out of his ass to survive that one. That's not strategy, that's a load of crap.

Dr Henry · **Posted:** November 29th, 2009, 7:13 am

Topsummoner wrote:

Sasuke can't strategize at all. He just unleashes his plothax and lets his plot armor defend him.

He should NOT have survived Sasuke vs Deidara, he pulled so much out of his Fuzzy Bunny

to survive that one. That's not strategy, that's a load of crap.

Exactly... Summoning a giant snake to take the hit - the snake would have been obliterated and he'd still have got owned.

Shikamaru didn't even actually lose against Temari - he gave up - he knows when to walk away from a battle (unlike battering ram Naruto or fan-favourite Sasuke).

I want more Choji.

Christopher · **Posted:** November 29th, 2009, 4:32 pm

Dr Henry wrote:

Exactly... Summoning a giant snake to take the hit - the snake would have been obliterated and he'd still have got owned

Better argument: Sasuke was drained of chakra but was still able to summon Manda, a "boss" summon, which is known to drain an immense amount of chakra.

Disregarding that detail, he still shouldn't have been able to remove his arm guard, draw blood, summon Manda, put him under genjutsu, and climb into his mouth - ALL WHILE PARALYZED BY HIS OWN CHIDORI - in half a second.

NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, SASUKE SHOULD HAVE DIED.

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