I'm not even going to put it under a spoiler; if you're really dumb enough to read this after seeing the title, you must want it to be spoiled or have seen it. >.>

Anyways, Bleach is awesome; I love it. But some times I think it's really funny how things work out and want to make a short, lame summary of how sad it is. I mean, I still like the episode, but it's like... WOW... cmon now.
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Episode 161:
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Espada Dude: Hey, lookit me *BWOOP* Swallow her whole, Gluttoneria.. blah blah... I'm a big blob monster, lawl. I've absorbed the abilities of like 35,000 hollow or whatever. You're facing an army of over 35,000 hollow at once!!!

Rukia: *GASP* *pees pants*

Rukia: Hay, I think I'll jump in the air and try to cut him wiff dis here sword thinger, lolz.

Espada Dude: LOL u suck. Instead of using 35,000 hollow abilities at once like I said I can and destroy you in 2 secs, I'm gonna stab u wiff my spear, lawlawlawl

Rukia: *has random flashbacks and crap* T_T I can't fight Kaien Dono. I've lost mah will. boo hoo. *Gets stabbed through the chest*

*LOTS OF LONG FLASHBACKS*

Espada Dude: LOL I've been sitting her wiff her stabbed on mah spear laughing like a psycho fer da last 15 mins. BUT WAIT, she grabbed mah spear. Lawl, u still conscious? I'm still not gonna use any of my thousands of abilities I absorbed. INSTEAD, i'm gonna hold you really close to my face and LOL @ u

Rukia: *moar flashback thoughs* (Kaien: DONT DIE YOU STUPID POOP RUKIA)

Rukia: kay, kaien dono. hay look, I use mah ability and stab u through teh head!!!

*final fantasy victory music plays*

Rukia: lawl i winz.

Espada Dude: OH EM GEE, blah blah blah blah, *DIES*

Rukia: lolz, I'm all beat up, im gonna lay here bleeding for a while

THE END

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wow that was amzing just reading XD

and episde 163 awsome

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3000 Post | January 23, 2008, 4:35

Glodenox: sorry, I was grinding as well Me: XD
| Americankid | Member Number # 6545 || M E J I K O |

You totally need to be a novelist. Lolz.

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Lol, that was sarcastic. XP But hey, I like the Rukia-Kaien flashback. ;P

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it wasn't enough, and you were without a heart,
if you continued to be only a created thing who acted wildly and forcefully,
I would... eliminate you! Raitei Shourai!

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Yeah. SPOILER TAGS FOR THOSE THAT HAVEN'T READ AHEAD IN THE MANGA

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra pretty much sucked up all the screentime for the Espada. Yammy had a good bit, but now he's vanished to who know where...

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Anyone who watches Bleach properly knows that it is catered to its fans.

Most of the screentime are used for popular characters. Why else do Ichigo and Hitsugaya get a movie each featuring them as the main character? Oh, and Rukia's about to get the third movie staring her as well, so there you go, top 3 most popular character as of the latest character popularity poll in Shounen Jump, yay.

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are the only Espada to make it into the Top 10 most popular, 'nuff said. Yammy? You're the only noob here who still remembers him.

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But... if the seal should be broken and, despite all the time that had passed,
it wasn't enough, and you were without a heart,
if you continued to be only a created thing who acted wildly and forcefully,
I would... eliminate you! Raitei Shourai!

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