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 Post subject: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 24th, 2014, 1:19 am 
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http://www.theonion.com/video/ohio-replaces-lethal-injection-with-humane-new-hea,36077/

It's about time they changed it up.

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 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 24th, 2014, 8:55 am 
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Oh lol.

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PostPosted: May 24th, 2014, 9:05 am 
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Spirographed
 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 24th, 2014, 9:08 am 
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Your sentence: Death by public hanging!

Death by....pubic...hanging. Wut.

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Jinxy
 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 24th, 2014, 12:27 pm 
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This is a joke, right?

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Eadwulf
 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 24th, 2014, 3:50 pm 
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Jinxy wrote:
This is a joke, right?


It's The Onion you great nit.

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 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 24th, 2014, 4:56 pm 
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That was hilarious. Especially Texas' new wall crushing. Very effective as it get so many at once.
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Jinxy
 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 24th, 2014, 11:15 pm 
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Eadwulf wrote:
Jinxy wrote:
This is a joke, right?


It's The Onion you great nit.


I don't know the onion. Meanie :(

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 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 25th, 2014, 8:18 am 
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 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 25th, 2014, 9:32 am 
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There is a village, which is hidden in the shadow of a mountain.
Everybody is suffering from a lack of light.
One day, the eldest of this village leaves for the mountain with a teaspoon in his hands.
The others ask him what he intends to do.
He replies that he is going to move the mountain.
"But you will never succeed!" they cry out.
"No, i will never succeed, but somebody has to start."

~~~The Wising Up Song - Misty's Big Adventure

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Runevillage the forum is pretty well much done. Runevillage the group will eventually die, but as long as we're still friends with each other in the end, it's still a pretty big thought in our heads. Runevillage the family is forever, no matter where we settle down. If absolutely nothing else ever comes of Runevillage in the future, that alone is a pretty damn awesome thought.
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Kikori
 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 25th, 2014, 9:32 am 
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Eadwulf wrote:
Jinxy wrote:
This is a joke, right?


It's The Onion you great nit.


This was funnier than the video itself.
Seriously, though. Just spike the victim's last meal with sedatives and drop 'em in a guillotine.

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The123king
 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 25th, 2014, 9:48 am 
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Kikori wrote:
Eadwulf wrote:
Jinxy wrote:
This is a joke, right?


It's The Onion you great nit.


This was funnier than the video itself.
Seriously, though. Just spike the victim's last meal with sedatives and drop 'em in a guillotine.


That's a bit messy though. What i don't get is why we don't just give them lethal doses of heroin or some other opiate. Suppresses breathing, you get a nice trip, and it's relatively easy to obtain. Large enough doses are well proven to kill.

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There is a village, which is hidden in the shadow of a mountain.
Everybody is suffering from a lack of light.
One day, the eldest of this village leaves for the mountain with a teaspoon in his hands.
The others ask him what he intends to do.
He replies that he is going to move the mountain.
"But you will never succeed!" they cry out.
"No, i will never succeed, but somebody has to start."

~~~The Wising Up Song - Misty's Big Adventure

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Kikori wrote:
Runevillage the forum is pretty well much done. Runevillage the group will eventually die, but as long as we're still friends with each other in the end, it's still a pretty big thought in our heads. Runevillage the family is forever, no matter where we settle down. If absolutely nothing else ever comes of Runevillage in the future, that alone is a pretty damn awesome thought.
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 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 25th, 2014, 11:41 am 
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I've liked The Onion on FB. I rarely read the actual articles, but the headlines alone are fantastic to have in my news feed.

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 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 27th, 2014, 2:59 am 
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Nice.

What's more hilarious is when people on social media (or in the real media) report stuff The Onion writes as fact. :weird:

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 Post subject: Re: New Method of Excecution
PostPosted: May 27th, 2014, 7:02 am 
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Nice.

What's more hilarious is when people on social media (or in the real media) report stuff The Onion writes as fact. :weird:

Onion: We just fooled the Chinese government!

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There is a village, which is hidden in the shadow of a mountain.
Everybody is suffering from a lack of light.
One day, the eldest of this village leaves for the mountain with a teaspoon in his hands.
The others ask him what he intends to do.
He replies that he is going to move the mountain.
"But you will never succeed!" they cry out.
"No, i will never succeed, but somebody has to start."

~~~The Wising Up Song - Misty's Big Adventure

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Kikori wrote:
Runevillage the forum is pretty well much done. Runevillage the group will eventually die, but as long as we're still friends with each other in the end, it's still a pretty big thought in our heads. Runevillage the family is forever, no matter where we settle down. If absolutely nothing else ever comes of Runevillage in the future, that alone is a pretty damn awesome thought.
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