It's been more than a month or so, so I thought I'd bring this back.

To play, post your wish while wrecking the wish of the person before you. Example:

I wish for a cat. "Your cat has rabies".

Rules:

You cannot post more than twice in a page.
Please don't post anything stupid such as "YOU ACCIDENTALLY DIVIDED BY ZERO OH SHI- OMG LOLZ"
Try not to do the same thing twice.




I wish for apples.

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The apples have worms in them.


I wish for a billion dollars.

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It's in Monopoly money.

I wish for most elements of our old theme back.

After the old theme comes back you computer will die.


I wish for a Porsche.

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Too bad my way of dying would be to jump off a sky scraper onto a nice car.


I want RV to be returned back to normal.

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Too bad that was already said, the redundancy trolls will be out to get you sometime soon.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

You get eaten by a fat kid.

I wish I could enslave the human race.

You finally achieves this on 0.00am, 21st Dec, 2012, enjoy

I wish someone to wreck my wish.

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Three times Wiz Quiz Winner
Since Jan 17, 2008


The Kingdom of God is within you, not in buildings of wood and stone. - Gospel of Thomas

*Smacks ZiZi across the head with a baseball bat*
Now you won't be around to see what I do to destroy your wish.


I want another orange tennis ball.

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Ok, before this topic goes on...

Previously, there was a topic that played a game called This or That... Although the nature of the topic was questionable, it was allowed to remain open under two conditions, and these conditions will be placed upon this topic as well.


1. Forum rules still apply here, so make sure to put some thought into your posts instead of just writing them out quickly to gain post count.

2. You are not allowed to post more than once per page. If you already have before this warning, then no problem, just don't do it again ^_^.


(If an admin believes these conditions are not necessary for this topic, feel free to remove them)

Thank you ^.^

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You get the orange tennis ball, however your tennis racket is currently broken.

I wish for a live puppy.

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Doughnut Juice ~ And you're not a normal user, you're like The One Village Staff to Rule Them All.
Henner ~ You're the coolest in my eyes, Gamestar.
Jared ~ You make me lose the game. :[
Rocky Martin ~ Substitute effect: buy less potatoes.

You get a live puppy but it has every single possible illness that can ever be gotten. It also contains man eating fleas.

I wish for a bad haircut ('sif that's gonna happen).

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And if the rain stops, and everything's dry, she would cry just so I could drink the tears from her eyes.

Burks wrote:

It's the Internet people. Stop being so damn serious.

Dragon Cube 999

Your hair all falls out before you can get your hair cut.

I want a pet giraffe.

you get run over while you run towards your pet

I wish i had a baseball bat

Thedefencema

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TDM Darkness

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1,000 posts, Rank Priest of Saradomin on 27 May 2008, 20:03

You get it but somebody hits you in the head with it, knocking you out.




I wish I had a cookie with a can of Coke.

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Hideyoshi wrote:

The Wii is lucky to handle cardboard. Let alone wood.

You're given your wish, but the cookie falls in the can of coke and produces a strange effect identical to that of coke and mentos.

You win the lottery!

But died the next day.

I wish I could have a 1933 double eagle for my collection.

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Three times Wiz Quiz Winner
Since Jan 17, 2008


The Kingdom of God is within you, not in buildings of wood and stone. - Gospel of Thomas

You buy a fake.

I wish I could own a Optimus Prime Voice changer helmet :3

It's made in China, and has cadmium and lead in it.

I wish for a custom 1911 pistol.

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The pistol is broken.

I wish for a real moose.

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