You're a rock, but someone thinks you contain diamonds and breaks you apart with a jackhammer.

I wish for a new laptop

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You get a new laptop but you spill water all over it and it shocks you

I wish for a flat to myself.

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There is a village, which is hidden in the shadow of a mountain.
Everybody is suffering from a lack of light.
One day, the eldest of this village leaves for the mountain with a teaspoon in his hands.
The others ask him what he intends to do.
He replies that he is going to move the mountain.
"But you will never succeed!" they cry out.
"No, i will never succeed, but somebody has to start."

~~~The Wising Up Song - Misty's Big Adventure

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Kikori wrote:

Runevillage the forum is pretty well much done. Runevillage the group will eventually die, but as long as we're still friends with each other in the end, it's still a pretty big thought in our heads. Runevillage the family is forever, no matter where we settle down. If absolutely nothing else ever comes of Runevillage in the future, that alone is a pretty damn awesome thought.

The flat's infested with cockroaches.

I wish for a tape measure.

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You get it. Hurray. Nothing bad happened.
Oh dear, you just got shot by the mods for posting twice on the same page. AGAIN.

I wish for a dog riding on a unicycle.

The dog rides the unicycle, but it proceeds to roll it's way towards the street, in which you run to get it as a truck careens towards you. At the last second, a meteor hits the truck, flattening it and saving you from being crushed. At that second, a cockroach from the engine of a prius, whose battery is found to cause them to mutate, jumps up and eats you and your dog alive.

I wish for control of all military arms ever created.

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That was the most detailed thing ever. Haha.
And since this is page 4, I violate no rules. huzzah.

Your wish is misinterpreted and you get the arms(as in the limb) of every soldier in the world.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

The wish went wrong/bad.

I wish for raining pineapples.

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Pineapples begin falling from the atmosphere at 150 mph speeds, crushing anything they hit in a torrential downpour of tropical fruit. After seeing your entire family killed by raining pineapples but somehow being spared yourself, you commit suicide.

I wish that there was a *good* MMORPG out there that doesn't require monthly fees. Either that or Jagex pimps up RuneScape 100 fold and brings back pking.

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your computer crashes as you uploaded (if it was disk) or start it on your computer.

I wish i had T-Rex as a pet, no teeth tho ^_^

Thedefencema

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The T-Rex is dropped from the sky onto your exact coordinates.

I wish for a shirt.

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The shirt has a mustard stain on it, and causes your webcam to record your embaressing moments alone singing songs like "Numa-Numa", which is then posted on the internet, but you don't become an awesome internet superstar, you are laughed at across the world, and your own family disowns you.

I wish I was level 70 on my level 33 undead rogue.

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Is irritated that calling a moron a moron is grounds for post deletion.

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... =Delonyera

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You're level 70, but you're also banned.

I wish for a tape measure.

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Second warning: ONE REPLY PER PAGE. Two from page 3 didn't do that.

As for the wishes: You get one, but it's stuck and won't unravel.

I wish for a microphone port extension cord.

You get it, but it's too short.

I wish i wish i didn't kill that fish...

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There is a village, which is hidden in the shadow of a mountain.
Everybody is suffering from a lack of light.
One day, the eldest of this village leaves for the mountain with a teaspoon in his hands.
The others ask him what he intends to do.
He replies that he is going to move the mountain.
"But you will never succeed!" they cry out.
"No, i will never succeed, but somebody has to start."

~~~The Wising Up Song - Misty's Big Adventure

Hidden: 

Kikori wrote:

Runevillage the forum is pretty well much done. Runevillage the group will eventually die, but as long as we're still friends with each other in the end, it's still a pretty big thought in our heads. Runevillage the family is forever, no matter where we settle down. If absolutely nothing else ever comes of Runevillage in the future, that alone is a pretty damn awesome thought.

'Kay, you didn't kill the fish, but your pet cat did.

I wish to be a winning contestant on Don't Forget The Lyrics.

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Doughnut Juice ~ And you're not a normal user, you're like The One Village Staff to Rule Them All.
Henner ~ You're the coolest in my eyes, Gamestar.
Jared ~ You make me lose the game. :[
Rocky Martin ~ Substitute effect: buy less potatoes.

You win, but the prize money is lost, and you don't recieve anything but a sticker saying "HAHA! This is the best they could get you?!"

I wish for a Soda (THis should be good =o)

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Signature Maker.

You didn't wish for a soda in a can so soda is pouring like a waterfall everywhere, even you.

I wish for the best computer ever.

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The computer is so powerful that it takes a nuclear reactor to power it. Eventually, the reactor explodes from the shear awesomeness of the computer and the area around the computer is now called Chernobyl number 2

I wish that my Glock (airsoft) would be done with its repairs now. It's been well over a month

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You get the Glock back, except it's no longer your Airsoft gun. An employee mixed up your Airsoft Glock with an actual one. Not realizing this before playing, you shoot one of your friends in the chest.


I wish that my body is painfully torn to pieces one chunk at a time by a very cruel, ugly bunny rabbit who proceeds to sell my bones and organs on Ebay.

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The bunny gets run over by a maniac in an outspan orange car before it reaches you.

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There is a village, which is hidden in the shadow of a mountain.
Everybody is suffering from a lack of light.
One day, the eldest of this village leaves for the mountain with a teaspoon in his hands.
The others ask him what he intends to do.
He replies that he is going to move the mountain.
"But you will never succeed!" they cry out.
"No, i will never succeed, but somebody has to start."

~~~The Wising Up Song - Misty's Big Adventure

Hidden: 

Kikori wrote:

Runevillage the forum is pretty well much done. Runevillage the group will eventually die, but as long as we're still friends with each other in the end, it's still a pretty big thought in our heads. Runevillage the family is forever, no matter where we settle down. If absolutely nothing else ever comes of Runevillage in the future, that alone is a pretty damn awesome thought.