Once upon a full moon night, there was a man and a dog named Dog. Dogs aren't very feathered like pigeons, but they are able to fly and grapple to low flying UFOs. It is also prone to fits. During these fits, it eats poop and then takes a magical pill which cures its malign brain tumor. Dogs are cute. However, this dog is not cute. His face is concave beyond belief, but the man and Jesus wept. While Jesus wept, David Bowie said dance, magic, dance and here comes the revolution of highly exaggerated proportions. A cake was born that day and was sacrificed to the man's hungry, hungry hippo.

In other news: a man accused Landerpurex and Kikori of having fun so Jesus used his magical staff and then played a golden harp triumphantly; and on that same day, he turned into bunny bunny bunny!

An assassin strolled past the dog rather sneakily. However, a pie hit a rich man. He pulled out a handkerchief and used it to act out a romantic Shakespearean scene. Then, he got mauled by dogs. He cried and a unicorn stabbed itself to death.

The unicorn's blood was used to make a cake that tasted like unicorn blood and cake, which was a big lie. The cake was gone, because Jesus turned it into a giant flute. 75 hours later nothing had happened, so someone excitedly shouted "I AM THE BEST AT JOUSTING AND ROMANCING!" and as proof, boys and girls all turned into A Vandal Root.

But joking aside, they all purchased a share in Netflix which made Blockbuster angry, so DVDs were flung upwards towards the heavens. Zeus became a pink lemur and he screamed like a boss. Hades, however, did sit on Zeus. So Zeus pushed King Edward down the biggest, most convoluted staircase in all the land. Beaten, Edward rose and fell again to his death in a pot named Sir Fuffleton. "NO 'AND THEN'!" shouted Sir Fuffleton.

Far far away, there lived a small angry king. He lived with Sir Michael Caine and they danced on chocolate covered french lingerie models who pokes his feathered cavalier. Sadly, the king slipped and fell through the patio doors. The king realized that the patio was a pizza. So he took a knife and stabbed the patio. Sadly the patio cried and died, but nonetheless, every person ate plentifully.

Unfortunately, someone poisoned the lion tamer, who also happened to be a powerful data alien. "He's dead!" cried the potato farmer who also smells of Chuck Norris. Then, the farmer did a dance of a lifetime. Then, the animals ate the farmer and escaped to Antartica and freezed for all eternity in a block.

"Ouch!" cried the french lingerie models. Repeatedly stubbing toes on the flexible giant, inflating T-Rex which had an oversized left ankle. This oversized ankle was angry with the miniature horse disease, a rare disease which can kill people fast or transform the into a lambent, delicate night wisp. Which, in my box of tricks, they reside. For all eternity they played the banjo, but then suddently a futuristic care called a Delorean appeared and drove upside down. This particular car stopped infront of a digimon named Maximus Brutius. This little beast rode

he will be free.

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