Granted, but it's stale.

I wish for a pair of sunglasses.

The sunglasses you receive are faulty and fragile. You decide to go outside to test your sunglasses and there are some kids playing hockey. One kid misses the net and hits you in the face with the ball. Because of the faulty glasses you get shards of "glass" in your eyes, leaving you permanently blind.

I wish my sunburns turn into sexy, suave tans.

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Unfortunatley, your new tan turns into a rare strain of highly contagious skin cancer. Captain Falcon flies from the heavens and kills you with a Falcon Punch before it can spread.

I wish Captain Falcon was real and was my best friend.

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he is, but he is away for most of your life time.

I wish for a new house

Thedefenceoa

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Granted, but the house is 6 inches tall.

I wish for a portable city.

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You download SimCity on to your laptop

I wish the temperature would decrease to 80 degrees Fahrenheit in my city.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

It never stops lowering, and within a few weeks, the average high in your city is below zero degrees farenheit.

I wish I could get accepted to West Point.

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You get accepted to West point, the Siberian campus. You spend the nest 2 years chipping ice of the horses every morning before riding them 20 miles to chip out the training ship that has been ice locked for the last 50 years or so.



I wish for a new car, an Aston Martin

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you get the car, but they are all in pieces...

I wish for an Xbox 720

Dakota.

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You get only the Xbox shell.

I wish for parts for the car I'm restoring

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You get parts of the parts' parts.

I wish for a giant mongoose.

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and this is me testing fun stuff.

You get a giant stuffed goose, mon.

I wish I was a clown

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What if you're getting changed or something and they just barge in, saying "I OWN THE HOUSE, I OWN YOU. DINNER'S READY." ...doesn't seem very fair to me

You become a clown, but suffer chronic depression because of it.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

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There is a village, which is hidden in the shadow of a mountain.
Everybody is suffering from a lack of light.
One day, the eldest of this village leaves for the mountain with a teaspoon in his hands.
The others ask him what he intends to do.
He replies that he is going to move the mountain.
"But you will never succeed!" they cry out.
"No, i will never succeed, but somebody has to start."

~~~The Wising Up Song - Misty's Big Adventure

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Runevillage the forum is pretty well much done. Runevillage the group will eventually die, but as long as we're still friends with each other in the end, it's still a pretty big thought in our heads. Runevillage the family is forever, no matter where we settle down. If absolutely nothing else ever comes of Runevillage in the future, that alone is a pretty damn awesome thought.

Actually, you never killed it. It ended up stranded on dry land, gasping for air, and suffering in unspeakable amounts of pain and agony before ever so slowly fading away into oblivion (not the game).

I wish this sentence could not be proven to be true.

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Awesome

Granted, it's a lie.

I wish for a bottle of air.

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What if you're getting changed or something and they just barge in, saying "I OWN THE HOUSE, I OWN YOU. DINNER'S READY." ...doesn't seem very fair to me

You get a bottle, air is missing... sorry

I wish for some Ice cream...

Dakota.

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You get a teaspoon of ice cream which has been melted and refrozen hundreds of times.

I wish for a coat for christmas

Thedefencema

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You get the coat for Christmas, but it has been owned by a Hobo before so it smells and there's holes in it.

I wish for a horse!

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You get a horse from a caracel.

I wish I was a pro snowboarder.

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You become a pro snowboarder, and then take an arrow to the knee.

I wish Skyrim was multiplayer.

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