It starts working but oh wait, it's an atari! DUR DUR.

I wish for borscht.

Not knowing a clue what it is, I'm thinking its a soup. If its a soup, you just spilled it all over your self, burning you.

I wish for a flying pig.

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You get Bartoron flying at you at a speed of 2000 MP/H instead.

I wish for a Koenigsegg CCX

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you get it, but it's a really old, falling apart car with black spray paint over it

I wish i had a brand new bike

Thedefencema

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I wish for free phats plz.

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You get your Phats, but it turns out to be made by 5 year old kids out of cardboard.

I wish that I didn't have to use this Mac. ±_±


((Even though ±_± is kinda cool.. xD)

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Doughnut Juice ~ And you're not a normal user, you're like The One Village Staff to Rule Them All.
Henner ~ You're the coolest in my eyes, Gamestar.
Jared ~ You make me lose the game. :[
Rocky Martin ~ Substitute effect: buy less potatoes.

Your Macintosh turns into apple sauce and all you can afford is a VIC-20 with a cassette deck for the hard drive (anyone beside me old enough to remember these?)


I want a nice 52" flat panel to play the fullscreen HD in.

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Dead pixels form a spiderweb pattern across the screen, and you realize that you lost the warranty info.

I wish for a new RV770 video card

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you get it, but your motherboard is integrated.


i wish gas was cheaper.

sTEVE!

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[:#O+] Wii60 ftw .

it will be for the price of 1 dollar a gallon , but you don't have any money for that offer

I wish i had a dollar

Thedefencema

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1,000 posts, Rank Priest of Saradomin on 27 May 2008, 20:03

The dollar's in several million tiny pieces.

I wish I had more time >.<

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You get a watch. (Badumchhh)

Actually, I want a watch too. Make it a Rolex.

Until you find out that the Rolex is a time-bomb.....

I wish for sun-screen.

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You literally get a screen with wholes and the like, give you the world's weirdest tan line.

I wish I had $4000 to buy my monster computer.

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By the time you can reach the money the tree died and the money turned to dust.

I wish for a quick and painless death.

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You're actually reading this? You know it's not important right? You're wasting you're life man!

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You die on a hospital bed, but the doctors revive you, causing you to become a vegetable for several years until they finally pull the plug.

I wish my laptop ran faster.

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Your laptop goes so fast that it runs out of you house and never sees you again.

I wish for the Orange Box

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You only get the box, none of the games.

I wish for more time to think about my wish.

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You get the time, but lose the wish.

I wish to be able to 100% TTFATF on Expert

~Stip~

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What if you're getting changed or something and they just barge in, saying "I OWN THE HOUSE, I OWN YOU. DINNER'S READY." ...doesn't seem very fair to me