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http://youtube.com/watch?v=HCOSvB1ieJc

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For my inability to write

Deadpool saw the rock and the plasma bolts coming. He quickly calculated the time the rock would fall and the plasma bolts would hit, and took about three steps backwards, noting the alien's position. The rock hit the ground and then the plasma bolts hit the rock, causing the field to be covered with smoke, and showering Deadpool with rubble. Deadpool teleported behind the alien, and kicked him in the back of the head, whipped out his guns and started firing at the place he suspected the alien to be.

OOC: Mm. . .I guess now would be a good time to say the Brolli has until Sunday before I decide to move on with life and finish him. . .

Come on, Brolli. Just because we're in the middle of a duel doesn't mean you have to forget about this rp, eh?

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OOC: Sorry, I thought I was disqualified.

BIC: The third hokage appeared about 10 feet behind Abel, preparing his next attack. He threw a volley of kunai with exploding tags, and prepared a fire jutsu to increase the effect.

OOC: You weren't disqualled because you had changed your post, making it to where you didn't. . .have three strikes, as Top put it. By the way. . .Albel. Albel. Albel. Repeat it, say to yourself, whatever. There is an 'L' after the 'A'. We had this discussion, I think. >_>

BIC: Albel turned, noticing the movement behind him. He swung his blade fiercely, a tearing blade of purple energy flinging from the edge. The wave caught a few of the kunai, causing them to explode and set off the others around them in turn.

"Do you not have any other tricks up your sleeve, old man?" Albel asked tauntingly, "You'd best come up with something new, unless you want me to keep countering the same moves over and over again!"

Albel then dashed towards the Third Hokage, low to the ground. He jumped into the air, flinging another wave of energy at his opponent. Immediately after the first, he swung the blade in the opposite direction, causing another wave to tear from the edge of his katana.

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OOC: He's been playing Animal Crossing too much

can I kill Mike yet?

OOC: Give him a couple of days to respond. . .when he gets on msn, I'll poke him about it. I'm sure he doesn't exactly have a good reason for not replying to your posts, but hey. Gotta be somewhat lenient when it comes to these things, eh?

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Sandamine jumped to the side as the purple energy almost him him, but it skimmed his leg unknowingly. As Albel was rushing at him, he unleashed an earth jutsu that turned the ground around Albel's feet to quicksand. He then used an oil spitting jutsu in Albel's direction.

OOC: I have only a single question, and it's purely out of curiosity. I don't doubt that Sandaime can do such a thing, but I'd like to know where you gathered the information that Sandaime can use an 'oil-spitting jutsu'. And please, give an accurate response. Both Azn and I are curious about it, eh?

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OOC: You know that fireball technique? Well, it's like that, only with oil spewing from the mouth, covering his opponent. You may have seen several episodes of Naruto where Gamabunta spewed that giant amount of oil, well, that's what I did.

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First of all, I'd like to point out GAMABUNTA did that. Usually jiraiya follows it up with a fire jutsu or naruto used an exploding tag since he knew none. Yes, I know Gamabunta did that technique. No, not the sandaime, GAMABUNTA. I would think jiraiya of all people would know the technique, but even he doesn't, and he has a contract with bunta. In case you forgot, the sandaime's contract is with Enma, the monkey king.

If you're reason is that the sandaime knows every jutsu in Konoha, I'll point out he didn't even WITNESS Gamabunta use it, he was fighting Orochimaru. Also, we don't know if Gamabunta is from konoha either, since summoning jutsu are teleportation jutsu that bring a creature to you, as opposed to the yondaime's reverse technique teleporting HIM to places. Anyways, I'd like to point out that it's unlikely that the sandaime knew how to use Gamabunta's oil spitting technique.

It's dubbed "Katon: Gamayu Endan" or "Fire Release: Toad Oil Flame Bullet" for a reason.

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OOC: Soren I was just kidding, about how quan killed top after 2 days of not posting, and mike's had like 9

I'm still ticked from that. I had hardly any time to get on the computer, and even though I read it over and over closely and carefully, I still didn't get his post.

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OOC: But here's the thing: You didn't bother to tell us you still didn't understand the post. You simply waited for Azn to edit his post without telling us anything. If you didn't understand the post, this is what you should have done, and you didn't do it.

I'm sure Azn would have been more than happy to oblige if you had reiterated your confusion. And I'm sure you had more than only two. I counted about three or four.

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OOC: Well, soooooooooooooooory.

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OOC: Right, uh hold on. I have no excuse. 100% laziness here. Give me a bit though, I'll edit this post later with a reply. >_>

And Brolli. ITS SANDAIME. NOT SANDAMINE. And that's not even his name, it's his title.

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OOC: Haven't seen you in a while Ultima, where have you been? I am sure you all know why I wanted oil put on Soren's character, so just leave it alone please.

OOC: It's not really so much why you splattered me with oil, it's more that you used a technique the Third Hokage didn't know. That's our only complaint, you know?

And on top of that, you entire post with the quicksand and the oil is pointless anyways. I was up in the air when you used the 'quicksand' jutsu, so yeah. I'm also going to ignore the oil. The Third Hokage. . .just doesn't have that jutsu. Simple as that.

BIC: Albel watched on as the Third Hokage used his odd symbology to create a shallow pool of quicksand below him.

"Useless." Albel swung his katana in the pool's direction, sending a large wave of energy into the center. The pool seemed to explode, the softened ground flying in all direction, leaving perfectly solid ground below his feet as he landed.

"Old man, you're starting to bore me. It's obvious, the difference in our strength." Albel paused for a moment, then continued, "Are you sure you don't want to run? I won't mind. I don't take pleasure in trouncing weaklings. However, if you stay, I won't be holding back any longer."

A cruel smile formed across Albel's lips as he entertained the thought.

EDIT: OOC: By the by, Brolli. . .are you going to bother to post a reply to my post in our little duel? >_>

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OOC: Ok, took care of everything. And I can't see that far back while writing, but I think Enma is still here.

BIC: The third landed, and then told Enma to become the Diamond Staff. He picked him up, and swung at where Albel would be when it got there. When that time came, it hit Albel in his side.

OOC: It's about time.

OOC: Your post confuzzles me. >_< Does this mean you're going to ignore Albel and just attack? Fine then. If that's how it's going to be. . .Albel the Wicked will have to do something about that, won't he?

BIC: As if he hadn't heard Albel speak, the Third Hokage had used his odd symbology yet again to transform the monkey into a large pole, slamming it into Albel's side. Not quite expecting the move, Albel was knocked to the side, where he rolled on the ground a bit before coming to a stop.

"That's not very nice, old man. Where are your manners?" Albel asked as he stood, "Maybe a nice hit to the head will jog your memory!"

Albel rushed at the Third Hokage, sword drawn back and gauntlet arm forward. When he was within several yards of the Hokage, Albel began to dash back and forth along a zig-zag pattern while moving forward. Albel jumped over the Hokage, expecting a frontal counter of some sorts with the monkey-pole thing, pouring energy into the gauntlet as he did so. He pressed his palm to the Hokage's back when he landed.

"I hate being bored!" Albel released the energy as he spoke, blowing the Hokage forward witht he burst of energy.

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