The Draft

You know the rules. Everything else - that's for you to find out.

1) Topsummoner (C), Detective, killed night two.
2) PenguinGuy (B), Cult Leader, lynched day five.
3) Scar (C), Team C Drafter, killed night five.
4) TheAnimal (B), Cultist, lynched day one.
5) Landerpurex (C), Cultist, lynched day three.
6) Thyker (A), Lightkeeper, killed night six. WINNER
7) Tanksandguns (C), Mafia Janitor, lynched day six.
8.) Monk Basher (B), Team B Drafter, killed night one.
9) Tweedy (A), Serial Killer. WINNER
10) Bluecoat (A), Team A Drafter. WINNER
11) Frank (B), Warlock, lynched day two.
12) Steely Mallon (A), Jack of Fifty Trades. WINNER
13) Tahu (A), Shrink, killed night five. WINNER
14) Blackmage (B), Mafia Godfather, killed night two.
15) Mentos (C), Cult Leader, lynched day four.

Fifteen apprhrensive figures met in the middle of a generic town square on a generic dark, stormy night. A handful knew each other. Another handful didn't know themselves. Several were normal, in the most civilized sense of the word. One knew it was him against the world, and another thought it was him against the world. They all shared one common attribute, though: they didn't understand what the hell was going on.

Suddenly, day spontaneously broke and a generic town mayor spoke out to them: "You each know what must be done to ensure your own success. Unfortunately for you, it's not going to happen so generically. I'm a pretty messed up person, so I designed this little game to test how dastardly you really are. Three of you know your calling. Begin."

Day 0 has begun. The day will end immediately after every participant has made at least one post. No one is to be lynched today. Say what you need to say to give yourself the greatest chance at being accepted.

__________________

Attention Drafters!

Do you want to ensure your victory in this most epic game of mafia? Do you want to trounce your enemies, drink their tears, and bathe in their blood? Do you want your name written alongside Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun, and Darius I as the greatest conquerors of all time?!?!?!? Then read on...

LANDERPUREX can give you all of those things, and more! LANDERPUREX is the premier mafia player, and has single-handedly brought about the demise of countless scum! The mafia all clamor in terror when LANDERPUREX takes the field of play, as they often brutally murder this hero very early on in the game!

Did we forget to mention that LANDERPUREX has...(dramatic silence)...Never. Been. Lynched. That's right, in his storied career as a wise mafia player, in dozens of games, there has never been a successful lynch carried out against this man! What does this spell for you, drafter? Why, LANDERPUREX possesses the superior wit, intelligence, strategic knowledge, and all around determination to assist you in achieving victory! That's right, this man will stop at nothing to achieve victory for his faction, and you, drafter; may sit back in your high-back leather office chair and watch all the fun unfold.

What do you say, drafter? Do the right thing, the smart thing, the ONLY thing. Put LANDERPUREX at the top of your list, or meet the same fate as all those who oppose him. A grueling, gut-wrenching, bone-breaking, brain-rattling, nerve shattering, heart-bursting, torturous DEATH.

__________________

Awesome Squall sprite courtesy of Goten! Check here if you'd like a runescape or game-themed sprite!

Hi guys.

If you draft me I'll still get killed Night One or Two.

But maybe not so pick me!

__________________

Personally I'd stay well away from Landerpurex. Of his cited idols: at least two and possibly four were assassinated. Why would somebody who claims to have never been lynched have these gentlemen as his heroes? The only explanation is that he is a constant victim of assassinations

If you want to pick me, you'll have to offer me some incentives. Like being able to point the trigger and make Pengu go extinct. Yeah, I'd go for that.

__________________
Faint as a will o' the wisp
Crazy as a loon
Sad as a gypsy serenading the moon

I'm sure I'll be the first man off the board, and so I'll say this. I have a high salary demand and expect a solid signing bonus. I don't work weekdays or weekends and all my expenses will be reimbursed by you.

__________________
Signature made by: Chicken.
HENNER MONTH! AWESOME! HENNER IS AWESOME! HENNER RULES! I LUVS TEH HENNER!

I lol'd at Lander. That was pretty funny.

I haven't played this game in quite a while, so I'm excited to be back on board! By the way, due to classes and schoolwork, my activity on Tuesdays and Thursdays will be extremely limited, as I won't be done until around 6:30 that evening. Just so you all know so I'm not counted as inactive ^_^

__________________
Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: But that trick never works!

Hi, Billy Mays here with Topsummoner

If you're in need of an experienced player, need to fill a spot in your team or have hard water buildup, then you need Topsummoner!

Look how he cleans these greasy mafia! J Assassin? BANG, dead. Thyker? BANG, dead. It's easy, no hassle, no effort.

The secret is the rotating thought process that keeps his mind fresh and ready to scumhunt.

But wait, there's more! If you call now, we'll even throw in Frank (PLEAAAAAASE), absolutely free.

So that's not one, but two mafia players all for the low low price of FREE. That's right. FREE.

Here's how to order!

__________________
Feel free to add me on Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Topsummoner

Join us at the RV Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/DgtPWPM

Oh, and Lander sucks. He's never been lynched because people keep killing him on the first few nights.

__________________
Feel free to add me on Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Topsummoner

Join us at the RV Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/DgtPWPM

Just who the hell do you think I am!

HEY YOU! PICK ME!

__________________

Awesome sig made by Goten!

Um...yeah, I got nothing. No clever commercial, no snarky comment...yeah. On the plus side, I'm finally a pro-town role; Murphy's finally decided to stop hating me.

__________________
Tahu 1000 - Former Member

__________________
Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: But that trick never works!

HOW GODLY!

__________________


RV Member #53
Retired RV Forum Moderator.

It is Cat Tank. He'll kill the Mafia for us.

__________________
Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: But that trick never works!

He wins against Cat tank

__________________


RV Member #53
Retired RV Forum Moderator.

Impervious meets Undefeatable.

Game on.

__________________
Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: But that trick never works!

GG

__________________


RV Member #53
Retired RV Forum Moderator.

Mkay, I'll take that.

Sorry, Tanks. (just kidding)

__________________
Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: But that trick never works!

Right, so why should you lot pick me?

I overanalyze. Many of you have seen my charts of various statistics. While I never claim they're foolproof, they're more concrete than a lot of the stuff that goes around here. I'm especially good at sniffing out special roles.

Finally, I'm experienced. I've played all but five mafia games ever hosted on RV, and hosted three of those. I know the people we play with. I know you. I know your style. You can't afford to have me on another team. That's why you need me.

You all want me... I've seen the way you look at me, with those eyes.

I'm no cheap harlot though. I expect roses and chocolates for my services, as well as a full pension and payed weekends.

__________________

Interested in playing Dungeons and Dragons playtesting paper and pencil rpgs playing Dungeons and Dragons with your fellow villagers? Drop me Eadwulf me a pm!