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all: play TEAM FORTRESS 2
Statistics: Posted by Sighence — August 12th, 2010, 10:13 pm
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It just a lame window dude.
Outside you can see that gnarly beach you live by.
>>Examine PAPERS.
>>Examine terrible graffiti on your door.
What terrible graffiti? You only see the gnarly SBURB LOGO you spray painted on your DOOR. You're also holding up you SBURB BETA CD's, the only things in your room that remotely look like papers.
>> Equip CROWBAR and NAILS.
You CAPTCHALOGUE the NAILS in your SYLLADEX, because you can't equip them to your STRIFE SPECIBI, which is currently CROWBARKIND. You however take the opportunity to equip your CROWBAR.
You're ready to kick alien ass.
>> Wonder why in the world your COMPUTER MOUSE is backwards.
ITS A CONSPIRACY MAN! YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!
>> Go surfing.
Dude that's a gnarly idea! But you already did it today. You caught some sick tubular waves.
>Use COMPUTER.
You load up your COMPUTER. You only have a couple items on you DESKTOP, which represent a fraction of your total STUFF. Nothing is currently running. You decide to load up PESTERCHUM and give your friend LUCY a happy birthday message. It is her BIRTHDAY after all.
Show Pesterlog
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Doesn't seem like she's there.
>>?
Statistics: Posted by PenguinGuy — August 12th, 2010, 10:05 pm
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There is more writing on the back.
“First Clue: What gets wetter the more it dries?”
If there's one thing you hate more than treasure hunts, it's RIDDLES. You are absolutely horrible at them, even the simplest riddle will give you a headache. You may need to consult a chum on the matter.
God you hate riddles.
>> Exit room.
You enter the HALLWAY. Down the hall and to your left is the BATHROOM. Hanging along this wall are some PHOTOGRAPHS. Your first right is the staircase that goes DOWNSTAIRS. Your second right is your GRANDMA'S BEDROOM.
>> Go to bathroom.
You attempt to enter the BATHROOM, but the door is LOCKED! It must be occupied. Your bladder will have to wait.
>> Go back into bedroom.
You go back into your bedroom.
>> Examine Anchorman poster.
ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY is your absolute favourite movie. Highlights include the opening credits, the biker scene and Ron's subsequent breakdown, and the big fight scene between the news teams. You'd list lowlights too, but there are none. This movie is PERFECT.
“Did you just throw a burrito out your window?”
Yes. It is perfect in every way.
>> Check out desktop again.
Your desktop is brought to new life by the magic of animation.
You like to avoid clutter on your desktop. There are only three icons, accordingly. PESTERCHUM which you use of course for pestering your chums. OPERA which you use for browsing the INTERNET. And of course, your favourite computer game TEAM FORTRESS 2.
Oh! It appears that in your brief outing to the hallway, one of your chums, celestialCrow, came online and began to pester you.
>> ?
A note to spectators: When posting actions, specify a character. >> Lucy: Action, >> Matt: Action, etc. It may get confusing later on, so please make this a habit.
Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — August 12th, 2010, 12:42 pm
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>> Go surfing
>> Wonder why in the world your COMPUTER MOUSE is backwards
Statistics: Posted by Saten Ruiko — August 10th, 2010, 4:53 pm
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>use COMPUTER
Statistics: Posted by Sighence — August 10th, 2010, 4:34 pm
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>>Examine room.
>>Turn head 180 degrees.
Your name is MATT. As was previously mentioned, you are a GNARLY DUDE. You have a variety of INTERESTS. Oh wait, nevermind, you only have one. PENGUINS. You have decorated your room with many PENGUINS and POSTERS (of penguins). You have a SURFBOARD to do what has to be done by you to SURF, which you enjoy. Along with your surfboard you have a COMPUTER which you use to play games with your FRIENDS. There are four spots in you wall where you recently removed a POSTER using your trusty CROWBAR.
What will you do?
>>Matt: Retrieve arms from RoboPenguin.
DUDE DON'T YOU SEE THEM?
THEY ARE RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN SIGHT.
LOOK THEY'RE FLASHING RED.
>>Flap like fish and pee on your surfboard.
No way dude.
>>?
Statistics: Posted by PenguinGuy — August 10th, 2010, 4:16 pm
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James House
Matthew Meyerhoff
Timmy
Fixed.
Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — August 9th, 2010, 6:32 pm
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Timmy
Statistics: Posted by J@nr0k — August 9th, 2010, 6:18 pm
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Try again.
Statistics: Posted by PenguinGuy — July 29th, 2010, 6:36 pm
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I bet his name is Gnarly Barkley.
Otherwise I'd come up with, oh...Cat Granite.
Statistics: Posted by Saten Ruiko — July 29th, 2010, 10:54 am
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Rocky Martin wrote:
I bet his name is Gnarly Barkley.
Seconded, Top be damned.
Agreed.
Statistics: Posted by Animal — July 28th, 2010, 5:07 pm
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I bet his name is Gnarly Barkley.
Seconded, Top be damned.
Statistics: Posted by J Assassin — July 28th, 2010, 3:50 pm
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Dude, this guy is like, totally standing here being super gnarly. Cause that's what he is. HE'S GNARLY DUUUUUDE! His name's pretty gnarly too. But if he just told you man, that would be pretty lame. Like a total let down man.
Dude, GUESS HIS NAME! Yeah, that's it man! He'll probably do something gnarly if you get it right.
Statistics: Posted by PenguinGuy — July 27th, 2010, 9:33 pm
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Show Pesterlog
Hidden:
AA tries this roundabout birthday wish ordeal every year. It would probably invoke a bigger response if you weren't so USED TO IT by now.
>> Check out desktop.
You tend to keep your DESKTOP organized and affectionately nickname each ICON.
The OPERA Icon is 'BIG O', the PESTERCHUM Icon is 'CHUMMY', the TEAM FORTRESS 2 Icon is... oh but you don't have time for this! There are (potentially) TREASURE HUNTS to undertake!
God do you hate treasure hunts.
>> Read note on door.
It's your GRANDMA's handwriting.
"Dear Lucy,
It has been a privilege raising you these past 15 years. I am truly thankful to be your guardian. This year, I have organized a treasure hunt for you to find your gifts. I am confident in your problem solving abilities, and I believe you will complete it flawlessly.
Indeed, life is like a treasure hunt in itself... at the end, you find something truly precious. Like I have found you.
Love, Grandma"
Aww... So sweet. You love your GRANDMA.
But GOD do you hate treasure hunts.
Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — July 27th, 2010, 8:35 pm
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You know Animal, J, you guys aren't supposed to be posting actions
osorry bro
Statistics: Posted by Animal — July 27th, 2010, 1:41 pm
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You know Animal, J, you guys aren't supposed to be posting actions
Really? Lame.
I won't mind if you post actions for me.
Statistics: Posted by J Assassin — July 26th, 2010, 9:49 pm
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