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You cannot get ye flask. Twas shattered into a million pieces!
Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — October 8th, 2010, 10:17 pm
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>>Get ye flask
Statistics: Posted by PenguinGuy — October 8th, 2010, 10:14 pm
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Done.
>> Do a Quarter circle forward motion with the D-Pad and then press attack.
You need to check if you have the ABILITY HADOUKEN!
Speaking of which, you suddenly gain a much better USER INTERFACE. Your INVENTORY disappears and is replaced with an option called MENU.
USER_LABEL: MENU
Opening MENU shows you several options.
INVENTORY
ABILITIES
STATS
You opt to check your ABILITIES.
USER_LABEL: MENU -> ABILITIES
Your ABILITIES list is empty! You will have to rely on regular attacks for this battle!
>> Throw Poké Ball, spin D-Pad while holding B until it points downwards. Mash on A and B.
USER_LABEL: MENU -> INVENTORY -> ORANGE FILM
You toss the Poke-Ball shaped ORANGE FILM ninja-wards, do several amazing crouch-backflips, then alternate dodging and punching for a bit.
The NINJA takes minor damage from the film.
Foe NINJA -2 HP!
>>: ^ A B to throw bottle of Pee at him
You don't understand this combat system at all?
Out of sympathy for your perceived lack of a brain, the author decides to show you the correct set of moves to throw the FLASK OF JARATE.
USER_LABEL: MENU -> INVENTORY -> FLASK OF JARATE
You equip the FLASK OF JARATE. Your VUVUZELA LANCE is stored in your INVENTORY, which itself has been expanded to five slots somehow.
USER_LABEL: <- B
You toss the FLASK OF JARATE at the NINJA, scoring a direct hit! The flask shatters and yellow liquid splashes on the ninja. He is now coated in JARATE and will take mini-crits from all attacks due to sheer embarrassment!
The ninja retaliates with a SAI SLASH!
USER_LABEL -6 HP
INVENTORY
- VUVUZELA LANCE
- FRAMED PICTURE
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- ---------
- ---------
ABILITIES
- NONE
COMBAT STATUS
NINJA HP: 8/10
NINJA STATUS: JARATE
USER_LABEL HP: 14/20
USER_LABEL STATUS: HEALTHY
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Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — October 8th, 2010, 10:01 pm
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Statistics: Posted by Antic Hero — July 31st, 2010, 8:15 pm
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>>Bankai!
>> Thrust with Vuvuzelance.
These are not button presses! These actions are meaningless to you!
Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — July 30th, 2010, 6:02 pm
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Statistics: Posted by Riptide — July 29th, 2010, 8:51 pm
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What's a sylladex? Moreover, how does one... 'captchalogue'? Is that even a verb?
>> >> put the other thing in the other end
You create the Vuvuzela Lance.
Whoever's coming, they're almost in! You ready yourself for combat.
>>take thing sticking out of light.
You take the Orange Film. The art style dramatically changes while you do, though it's probably unrelated. You decide to not question it and roll with it.
The light turns white.
You return to the other room, and are faced with a Ninja, wielding some killer sai! He certainly seems hostile, so you begin combat!
Some controls pop up.
The D-Pad allows you to control your movements and alter the result of pressing other buttons.
B attacks using your equipped weapon, which is the Vuvuzela Lance.
A allows you to perform advanced maneuvers.
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Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — July 29th, 2010, 8:44 pm
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>> take vuvuzela
>> attach pieces to the small end of the vuvuzela
Holding the cylindrical piece in your mouth, you attach the conic piece to the mouthpiece of the vuvuzela. You'll need to find somewhere else to put the cylindrical piece.
Hurry!
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Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — July 21st, 2010, 6:56 pm
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Statistics: Posted by Riptide — July 21st, 2010, 6:50 pm
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>> attatch pieces to the small end of the vuvuzela
>> wield spearvuzela
>> prepare for battle
Statistics: Posted by twinArmageddons — July 21st, 2010, 6:42 pm
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