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Just thought I should write something nice since most people are writing about your spelling and grammar mistakes. They obviously didn't read the first few lines of your post
Statistics: Posted by belovedblackcat — January 3rd, 2007, 2:59 pm
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Write more now.
Statistics: Posted by tipsyGnostalgic — November 3rd, 2006, 8:28 pm
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Noob gets all this pwnage stuff, leaves, and attacks a lvl 3 noob, killing him, swapping his KBD spoils with the lvl 3's bronze, and laughs. He is then struck from behind by the Old Nite, and arrives in Lumbridge. "Oh, that nice guy teleported me back to Lumbridge!
Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — November 3rd, 2006, 8:05 pm
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The new entry is ready!
Today I finaly got to al kharid, and lemme tell you it wasnt easy. When I finally got around the other end because of the stoopid guards I was exhausted, and I had to run past a bunch of scorpians who kept trying to pinch my phanny!! not to mention i ran by a bunch of stoopid camels who thought i was an egg roll
So finally i got to the city and saw some spots where i could go fishing so I started to fish with my small net! as i was fishing a big stupid fish came up and stole my net so i jumped in the water, ive seen enough shows to know how to wrestle these things! so i grabbed the fishes fat lips, opened his mouth and searched for my net, and it tried to eat me!!! everything in this stupid desert city things im an egg roll so anyway i reported the fish for item scamming and went to the bank. When i got back to the bank i started repetively shouting FREE FISHING NET PLZ FREE FISHING NET PLZZZ until finally someone gave me one and called me a nooblet. finally someone appreciates me! so i went back to the fishing spot and i finally caught me a shrimp! I tried to eat it and all of a sudden an odd voice out of nowhere said you should try cooking it. i said ok and thought for a second... last time i tried cooking was on tutorial island, that woman showed me how to do it! so i thought where can i get a tinderbox... while i was looking for one i came across a huge fighting place!
i entered the place and all of a sudden people wanted to duel me a lot, he told me to stake something so i staked my raw shrimp, and he said haha you noob and he put up a tinderbox! wow! so i was determined to win. we were both teleported to the arena. remembering that i had chilly and nachos for breakfast i slowly let out 18.5 hot farts and the other guy died! yay
so i chopped down a log finally and i tried to lite it on fire but the first few times i lit my toes. finally i got my aim right and lit the log, and i threw the shrimp down in the flame and picked it back up. my fingers were already scorched anyway! i figured out it heals health so i made 25 cooked shrimp! with this i could take on anything! Tomorrow i shall look through the wilderness for something big, black, and deadly to fight!
Join the noob in his next adventures as he takes on the kbd.
Statistics: Posted by !!ZammadothiX!! — November 3rd, 2006, 7:39 pm
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^^^ What he said. Not... enough... Diary...
I like the re-used joke about trading dragon for bronze! That helped me cheer up, since my new baby brother was born today
What' so sad about that?
I think Zammadothix is trying to get some more ideas since the diary is not posted. It should be awhile I guess.
Statistics: Posted by tipsyGnostalgic — November 3rd, 2006, 7:37 pm
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I like the re-used joke about trading dragon for bronze! That helped me cheer up, since my new baby brother was born today
Statistics: Posted by Topsummoner — November 3rd, 2006, 7:25 pm
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Add more, Zamma.
Statistics: Posted by tipsyGnostalgic — November 3rd, 2006, 5:40 pm
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Statistics: Posted by Lord destiny — November 3rd, 2006, 4:53 pm
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Tahu. Zammadothix already knows his mistakes, so there is absolutely to keep it on.
Besides, maybe he cares about doing it for fun. 
Fun > perfect writing.
Thank you very much for pointing that out. Or as the noob would say...
I luv u will yu mary me plz??????????????//////////////////
~Zamm
Statistics: Posted by !!ZammadothiX!! — November 3rd, 2006, 4:29 pm
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Fun > perfect writing.
Statistics: Posted by tipsyGnostalgic — November 3rd, 2006, 3:29 am
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+2 Style points for the idea!
Statistics: Posted by Earl of March — November 1st, 2006, 5:38 pm
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I liked it O__0.
Yeah, the spelling and grammar sucked, but that made the humor better and more realistic, seeing as it's a NOOB's diary. Some of the jokes repeat, yes, but it's called a recurring joke. Although, most recurring jokes are spread out more =P.
Maybe he'll get some iron soon :O
Maybe some ro0n too.
Well, it needs some tweaking like the others said. I reccomend you take Ultima's post since it is very helpful.
Statistics: Posted by tipsyGnostalgic — October 31st, 2006, 4:22 pm
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Yeah, the spelling and grammar sucked, but that made the humor better and more realistic, seeing as it's a NOOB's diary. Some of the jokes repeat, yes, but it's called a recurring joke. Although, most recurring jokes are spread out more =P.
Maybe he'll get some iron soon :O
Statistics: Posted by Crafty Llama — October 31st, 2006, 4:10 pm
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Try to get more variety.
Zez is going to pwn you for messing up his name.
Statistics: Posted by Tahu 1000 — October 29th, 2006, 8:58 am
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