An Interview With Moosey

Me: Thank you for coming to do an interview for the Villager with me, Moosey.

Moosey: Sure, no problem!


Me: So, first off, where are you from?

Moosey: Well, I currently live with bartoron, but I'm originally from Maine. I was then captured by some weird old people in jumpsuits and sold on the internet! :O


Me: Jumpsuits, eh?

Moosey: Moo! :O


Me: Bologna! :O

Moosey: ˇFLOOGEN SCHNICHIES!


Me: Fair enough. My next question is, how did you get to be so god damn awesome?

Moosey: Well, I always make sure to get a good nights sleep. And always be open-minded toward others. Because all the really cool people are scary when you first meet them!


Me: What type of music do you like to listen to, Moosey?

Moosey: Rock, mostly. And some *occasional* rap.


Me: A MOOSE...LISTENING TO RAP?!??! :O :O :O

Moosey: Maybe...


Me: ROFL MOOSEY, ROFL!

Moosey:


Me: So anyway, for my final question...whatever happened to your campaign for site admin?

Moosey: You see, I was thinking, and I realized that if I were to become a site admin, I'd have to move to Tennessee, live off of nothing but ramen noodles, and stop using run-on sentences!


Me: And NO MOOSE wants to eat only ramen noodles for the rest of his life! :O

Moosey:




Written By: bartoron
Edited By: Jaron
Coded By: Whydidijoin