Chaos Dwarf Riches

Story By: Mr Penguin
Proofread By: Majik
Coded By: Majik


  For a long time I had searched the various realms of Runescape to find a foe worthy of my blade. My quest took me far and wide, and eventually led me to the Library of Varrock. I wanted to be separated from the accepted human ideal: that any citizen or creature you encountered was worth killing. This disgusted me, going around killing random farmers and stealing their crops was quite barbaric; and to think that we are prejiduce against those enhabiting the Barbarian Village when we do just the same. I wanted to train on something that was a danger to society, and myself killing it would benefit the World of Runescape. There I learned about the Chaos Dwarves. These are dwarves that long ago were touched by the hand of Zamorak. He corrupted them, and bent their thoughts on evil, and they soon left to inhabit the wilderness. Me, being a paladin of Saradomin, I knew that this was just what I was looking for. You could say that i was a novice, but I wouldn't think it. I had just slayed the dragon which greatly boosted my self-esteem and ensurance of my abilities.

  I took some lobsters, and put on my adamantite armor, and finally took my addy battle axe. I didn't know what to expect as I wandered through the hostile lands of the wilderness. As I got deeper, I couldn't help but feel a cold sweet break out under my armor. The deeper I got, the more my anxiety grew, and the deeper my fear became. At lvl 30 wilderness, I saw a cliff with dead trees and red vines growing on the bottom. I traveled down to the bottom to behold a horrid sight. I had not expected the dwarves to be so skillful with their hammers, and I could estimate their skill level to be 59, mine was only 48. Courage was my ally, and evil was my enemy. I knew that these evil creatures had to be stopped in their terrorizing of new players who had traveled out that far. I took a deep breath and plunged into their lines. It seemed that more and more kept coming, I could not get to the end. Like ants coming out of their hills, so were these dwarves coming our of the forest. As one wave had ended, i searched the bodies of the dead to see what they had carried.

  To my suprise there was a treasure of loot waiting to be picked up. I took an invetory of rubies, emeralds, sapphires, diamonds, mith squares and longs, mith bars, gold coins, various runes from mind to death, and I also found 7 curious keys called "Muddy Keys." I ran out of food and decided to leave. Days later I made it back to the village to tell about my journeys. I asked around as to what these "muddy keys" were, and there I learned the answer. There is said to be a chest with many riches in it thats in a maze surrounded by lava in the deep wilderness! Like the wind, I was off to seek my fortune. The voyage was tough, but I made it to the lava maze. There was a web guarded by Black Knights that I cut and went through. The same was for a few King Scorpions, and Giants. Eventually, I reached the chest. To my dismay, I found Lesser Demons guarding it, and I knew my skill wasn't great enough to defeat these enemies. At the right time, I ran to the chest and opened it, running back before the lessers knew what was happening. I looked at the loot to find: 10 chaos runes, 2 law runes, 2 death runes, 50 gp, a mith bar, a mith dagger, and an uncut ruby to each key. I was overwhelmed by these riched and ran back to my house. That night I had a great sleep knowing what I had done for society, and my own personal wealth acquired from it.