Toa Writes an Article


It was a bright and sunny day at RuneVillage (which is misleading, since it's not even made of rune). I decided to check in on the Villager offices. Two 10 foot tall robots guarded the offices. Armed with laser battle axes, they were programmed to destroy anything that didn't know the secret password.
"PASSWORD PLEASE," one robot asked in a mechanical voice.
"Fluffy," I replied. The two buckets of bolts moved aside and allowed me to enter. When I entered the building I was greeted by Gamestar. Unfortunately, his greeting was more like an attack than any sort of homely welcome.
"TOA! You haven't posted an article yet!" he yelled at me.
"I a COMIC artist!" I replied.
"You call those stick figures art?" he sputtered as he laughed.
"Hey, if it was good enough for the cavemen it's good enough for me!" I said. Gamestar left after that. Apparently he had spotted Goten sleeping on the job again. As I entered the Main Office, I took a look at a few of the new articles that needed editing. When I tried to pick one up it was swiped away by some guy wearing a crown. Suddenly I got an idea, a beautiful idea. I grabbed some paper and a pencil and got to work on an article of epic proportions. I titled it "Toa Writes an Article."


Written By: Toa
Edited By: Rocky Martin
Coded By: Donut Juice