The Villager Staff Learn to Summon


It was a nice, quiet day in the cramped offices of the Village Staff. Dr Henry was treating his daily patient (today's was The123king, sadly he could not count to 4), Donut Juice was relentlessly hunting for over-sized signatures, and Gamestar was whipping those who work at the Villager. The other staff were either smiting topics or just goofing off in chat. All except one that is.

Our beloved Henner had lost track of his nose for a second and it ran into the lands of RuneScape. Henner tirelessly chased after it with Henner Jr. close in tail. Eventually, our noseless friend ended up finding his nose next to good ol' Pikkupstix. Just in case Henner ever lost his nose again, the old druid taught Henner how do his neat little trick called Summoning.

Upon returning to the offices, Henner was elated to tell the gang about his excursion. Everybody was as excited as he was so one by one they all were taught the art of Summoning. Pretty soon Xxpk had summoned a penguin, while Hiker was busy trying to summon a bowl of ramen and Snake1235 was trying to summon a physical panel with a full array of colorful smite buttons.

All of a sudden there was a big crash and a puff of smoke. Over the hubbub, Donut Juice could be heard. "My bad," he spluttered in between coughs. Donut Juice had tried to summon a donut. As Hiker found out earlier, it was not possible to summon food. The chemical reactions between the nutrition (or lack thereof) and the obelisks created a violent explosion that was comical to those around the spell caster. After Donut was scrubbed off, the Villager staff sat around a plate of wings dressed in RS_MASTA's special barbecue sauce. Triumphant laughter and merry voices could be heard and that day would forever go down in history as the day Summoning hit the Village.


Written By: Josh
Edited By: Rocky Martin
Coded By: Donut Juice