King Lathas – Walks in
circles, not doing anything except demanding other people to solve his problems
for him.
Bob – Travels the world of RuneScape, braving fierce monsters and nosey adventurers.
Some claim to have seen Bob taking on everything from goblins to dragons. Either
way, the fact that he actually moves shows that he does more work than Lathas.
It’s necessary to criticize inept leadership, so as to facilitate change. History
clearly shows us what happens when dynasties monopolize power. Here, we’re comparing
the scheming King Lathas of Ardounge to Bob, a common cat.
Winner: Bob
Leadership skills King Lathas – Is behind a conspiracy to fake a plague
for all of Western Ardounge, erecting a wall and containing the residents within,
destroying people’s livelihoods.
Bob – Minds his own business.
Winner: Bob:
Sense of Fashion King Lathas – Wears a ridiculous outfit and a silly paper
crown.
Bob – Is completely naked.
Winner: Bob
Pedigree King Lathas – Is descended from a long line of rulers that no
one really knows anything about.
Bob – Is apparently a deity.
Winner: Bob
Charisma King Lathas – Doesn’t give speeches, doesn’t make a good first
impression, isn’t very articulate.
Bob – Requires an amulet to be spoken to, otherwise he is unintelligible.
Winner: Bob
Bob beats out Lathas on five traits integral for anyone in a leadership position,
and he’s only a cat. It doesn’t come as any surprise that Kandarin is rife with
thieves, bandits, murderers, barbarians, necromancers, zombies, ghosts, and religious
fundamentalists, all of which live freely on the surface. What kind of king can’t
keep a kingdom so small it can be traversed on foot in less than an hour from
falling apart?
Author: Opprobrium
Proofread by: Tukuman2, Monk Basher
Coded by: Seven of Nine