Bet You Didn't Know... 3!

Are you average? Do you "need a bigger boat"? Ever wanted to poke fun at famous people? Then you're at the right place! Welcome to the third installment of "Bet You Didn't Know"!!! This month features some rather useful facts, as well as people who should be in the Darwin Awards. Have fun!

According to the American Film Institute's Top 100 Movie Quotes, the number one best line is Gone With the Wind's "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." The Shining's "Heeeeeere's Johnny!" appears in 68th, "My precious..." comes in 85th, and Jaws' "You're gonna need a bigger boat" comes in 35th.
96% people put the peanut butter on first when making a peanut butter sandwich.
At the United States' State of the Union Address, one person is always assigned to be absent in case of a terrorist attack.
George Orwell's father worked for the Opium Department of the Civil Service when India was still under British influence.
Nicole Richie weighs 85 pounds, or 38.56 kilograms.
Marie Antoinette's full name is Maria Antonia Josefa Johanna von Habsburg-Lothringen.
Hitler had a condition known as chronic flatulence. In fact, he was addicted early in his life to anti-flatulence pills, which may have added to his dementia.
Over an 80-year study in which over 200,000 ostriches were observed, no one had ever reported a single case in which one stuck its head in the ground or attempted to do so.
When you listen to headphones for a single hour, the amount of bacteria in a clean ear increases over 700 times.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue, foot, and ear prints are different.
23% of all photocopier accidents are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their rears.
On average, men spend 51 minutes a day grooming themselves.
Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22 year old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49 year old friend in the face, seriously wounding him while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.
Hitler was claustrophobic. The Nazis installed mirrors in all elevators to keep him from freaking out.
People who listen to headphones designed to fit in your ear will experience drastic hearing loss in their 30s, because they fit in your ear in such a way that sound has nowhere to go but in your ear, damaging your ears. Turn it down!
The average person will eat 8 spiders while sleeping in their lifetime.
A company trying to continue its five year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.
The Chico, California, City council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
In an average lifetime, people spend four years traveling in cars and six months waiting for red lights to turn green.
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250 page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.
A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking", stole a steamroller and led police on a 5mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
A prisoner in a minimum security prison in Townsville, Australia, was caught breaking back into prison. He had escaped earlier that night to accompany his girlfriend to a dance, but wasn't missed until he was caught climbing over the fence to return to the prison.

And finally, the closing fact...

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick, and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirrors, leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors. He proceeded to take out a long-handled brush, dip it into the nearest toilet, and scrub the mirror...

Written By: Blackmage172
Edited By: Fullmetal Shinobi
Coded By: Whydidijoin