A Tail of Two LoversBob the Jagex Cat was no ordinary Cat. According to his occasional slip of the tongue, he was the previous God of Chaos before Zamorak, the amazing Zaros! Now after many months travelling across the lands of RuneScape accosting innocent travellers and messing around with them, he acquired many slaves through the means of telepathy with his fellow cats. On one of these trips in which he was in search of a female slave for a change, he came across a young female feline, roaming the battlements of Castle Wars with her master.  Now Bob thought this feline was amazingly attractive, he had never felt such feelings before and didn't think it was possible for a God. He wasn't sure whether to marry the cat or kill her to stop the feelings. 
He teleported the women to his island, but left the kitten behind. "Purr!" He said, rubbing against her side, "Would you like to come back to my place for some fish?" "Miaow!" The cat replied, "I'd love to! By the way, my name is Apple!" "I am Zar... I mean, I am Bob." The Cat/God replied.  & lt;br>
So the pair of them ran off to the Fishing Guild, their tails entwined, and shared a romantic meal of smoked salmon...  ...and lived happily ever after! Of course, that is what would have happened if Bob had remembered the owner of the cat. Searching for days the woman, who was called A5chow, tracked down Apple and Bob. When she found the pair of them enjoying the sights of the Ardougne Zoo, she stormed up to them!  "How dare you steal my Apple!" She cried out, picking up Apple and running west. Bob hissed furiously, his fur stood up on end, and he chased after her. Luckily for A5chow, she had done Biohazard and was able to pass through the gates to West Ardounge safely. Bob, on the other hand, hadn't even started Plague City and was forced to start it and rushed through it until he reached where he could enter the city...  ...Unfortunately, by that time, A5chow had sold Apple to the West Ardougne Man who bought it for 100 death runes to catch some rats. Poor Bob!  Written By: dr henry Edited By: Blackmage172 Coded By: J@nr0k |