The Ballad of the BCS Bowl

It was Monday night, January 8
To celebrate, you had to stay up late
From the desert of Arizona,
We knew the Gators were gonna
Make Gator Bait of THE Ohio State
From the first play, it was 7 and 0
The future looked promising for Ohio
From that point till the end
The Buckeyes couldn't defend or
Count on the skills of Ted Ginn
While the Gators were snapping, the Buckeyes were napping
And surely turned green when they saw on the screen
Gators 41, Buckeyes 14
We know you are sad 'cause your Buckeyes played bad
But we knew from the start what was in your heart
From the practice on Sunday
To the massacre on Monday,
The team with the most poise
Took home all the toys

-Anonymous