My 5 February ResolutionsIt’s always about me, me, and me in this article. I hate people who are self-centered but I uhh.. am sexy enough to get away with being an idiotic self-centered gopher. 
So yes, February Resolutions. Who believes in New Years Resolutions!? Besides Zilla but she’s just a Runescape Player Mod noob. 
1) Kill Cupid That little nude midget shall die! Who does he think he is stabbing people with arrows and thinking that red thing coming out of them is just pure love juice?
2) Quit Smoking/Drinking What, so I can’t go with clichés now!? :O
3) Convince Henner about how his nose is perfect and he shouldn’t get plastic surgery I think the Michael Jackson picture scared him enough.
4) International Fame and Richness I’ll find my ways into passing off as Bill Gates.. you’ll just see!
5) Replace our missed friend, Leatherface AKA Texas Chainsaw Killer. We all miss the guy right? I can replace him! I may be a gopher but I’m still evil.. So there they are. The Resolutions of FEBRUARY! Oh and of course I’ll get that team of gophers I was talking about in the other article to invade the world!
(This was in no way inspired by Zilla's article last month.. *whistles*)  ;
Written By: HawaiiGopher Edited By: Magic_falcon and Petrenks Coded By: HawaiiGopher |
