Wye Mnok Bsasaher lyks Gremar soe MutchIt all started long ago when Mnok first got a computer. Mnok loved his computer but unfortunately he sucked at spelling. At the time he was just a young child with no education so he’d randomly flame people on forums, which at that time only were plain white with normal Times New Roman fonts. One day though Mnok went on a Teacher’s Forum… 
On this Teacher’s Forum seemed to be many adults who were too mature for poor old Mnok. Mnok kept posting and attempted to flame but each time his posts would get deleted. Even the post where he tried his best spelling big words like “you” and “I.” Unexpectedly Mnok started experiencing something new; something called ‘flames.’ Mnok had no idea how to respond to these and each time he saw on he’d run in a corner and cry. 
Rapidly Mnok started to think of comebacks. He kept thinking of more and more which would cause an evil sensation of delight in him. So he ran over to the computer and logged back onto the Teacher’s Forum then posted one of his best comebacks that was compiled with the least amount of spelling errors he had managed to make, ever. “U r st0pid, u sux so u r a popy432#^&&poopy! Head. I HAYT U U MEAN TO ME U BAD. U NOT NEC!!#%$%&*** Nict o ME. bYe Nob. L0l!1” Teachers yet again managed to post flames. This time they would mention he was probably really stupid, young and ugly. This ticked off Mnok. He had to do something about all these new flames. He had an idea! He decided to post a picture of him but add a bit of goatee hair on him. His plan was a mastermind! 
Most of the teachers believed him but some were not convinced. To those who were not convinced Mnok had the perfect comeback. He told them they were probably the stupid, young and ugly ones. Unfortunately one of them proved him wrong… 
Mnok was tired of getting proved wrong so he spammed up the whole board then left his computer to start packing for school, which would be starting again the next day. He got some comics, crumbled up papers, chips and last years pencil and considered himself ready. The rest of the day he sat down on his couch watching Barn.. the History Channel… 
No stunt man was used for this, Mnok obviously loves the History Channel and would never die of boredom just from the site of the History Channel on TV. The next morning Mnok is woken up by the honks of a bus. Mnok grabbed his bag and ran outside onto the bus. After about 15 minutes he arrived at school and ran to go get his new schedule. He had a new teacher… Mrs. Blond-Hair-Teacher-That-Was-Obviously-The-Woman-On-The-Forums. He knew this was a sign but couldn’t quite tell what the sign meant. So he just walked into the classroom and was in shock as he saw the teacher 
had put the wrong date up on the board! It was the 28th not the 27th! He didn’t comment on it and just went to his seat. The teacher told the class to call her Mrs. Bhttwotwotf which was the abbreviation for her normal name. As she was teaching the lesson Mnok started to hear footsteps approaching. A huge S.W.A.T team busted done the door and grabbed Mnok by his abnormally thick 1 hair. 
The S.W.A.T team took him to a laboratory and tied him tightly to a chair then left him there. Suddenly a scientist came out of nowhere and started to observe Mnok. He felt Mnok’s pulse, checked out his eyes, his weight, his height.. etc… Then he started to inject products into Mnok. Mnok tried to object again this but he didn’t have any energy left to do so. 
He looked around the room and it started to change shape, into a classroom. Tons of teachers appeared in front of him, “So, you’re the one who was flaming us?! Be prepared to feel the wrath of major grammar and spelling lessons.” Mnok yelled and tried to escape but he couldn’t, he was trapped in that room for five months with nothing but Grammar and Spelling videos and lessons from the teacher. He could not move or talk. 
Everything suddenly become black, the room was changing and he was now set free, outside of the classroom. He ran back home but on his way fell in a pool of radioactive water. He became Super Grammar Man or as he calls himself, “Monk Basher.” Written By: HawaiiGopher Edited By: All Spelling/Grammar mistakes stayed out irony Coded By: HawaiiGopher |