Celebrity Look-a-likes

Well a certain Mr Wayne Rooney has been spotted at cinema`s and video-stores demanding for the films "Shrek" and "Shrek 2" for some apparent reason. Which caused a outburst as he tried relentlessly to get these animated films. But the Classic Villager has finally found out why he was looking for these films as Shrek was his twin-brother which must have been separated at birth. We are currently looking for the birth certificates of both Rooney and Shrek but heres what Mr Shrek said.

Ozzie Bond:Hello Mr Shrek firstly I would like to ask..Do you think you look like Wayne Rooney?
Shrek:urrr...absolutely not he's ugly unlike my gorgeous looks!
Ozzie Bond: Oh...ok then next question would you like Mr Rooney as your brother?
Shrek:No he's hideous and affects what the people think of me!
Ozzie Bond:Do you think he's your brother?
Shrek:Certainly not my parents were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
Ozzie Bond: Well I can definitely see some of their looks has literally rubbed off on you, thanks for your time
Shrek:argghhh...its ok just wish me luck for not being brothers!

Thanks , Bond

Written by:Ozzie Bond
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