Noobs-----> Money
Ever wondered what happens when a player gets banned, or shows up in Lumby with rune armour? Some people believe those accounts are just deleted from the server. What really happens is Andrew appears in Lumby and runs their character through the "Runescape money maker"
Money----->general store
The general store is the biggest con in the world. Those criminals charge almost double as compared to the specialty stores. 2gp for a tinderbox!!! This makes the Martha Stewart scandal look like a Taco Bell commercial. Anyway, the only reason the general store is still operating is because of Andrew. He gives all his money to general stores, that way they can charge high prices and stay in business.
I was shocked when I saw Andrew giving his money to the shopkeeper. When I asked him why he doesn't give players any money he responded by throwing my character in the shredder. My yellow party hat is gone, my 500k is gone, my Santa hat is gone, he even shredded my rare brown hatchet!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now you can find me in general stores. I only cost 2gp. My new character's name is Knife noob, he needs free stuff. Currently, I own full copper, but that will only protect me from Andrew for so long. You could be next, be careful.
Proofread by Monk Basher & Coded by Insomniac & Juansito