Did You Hear?
. I assure you, the following things are 100% completely untrue!
Our first topic of interest involves our very own Editor-in-Chief, Gamestar. As you may or may not know, three weeks ago he announced that he is in love with one of our users but refused to name who. Well folks, our researchers* worked long and hard to find out who it was. The person turns out to be....wait for it.....keep waiting...DR HENRY. That's right my friends, there is romance in the air and I for one would love to see it turn into a long and wonderful relationship.
Our second topic of interest involves something slightly more serious. It involves one of our users owning an illegal grasshopper fighting ring. Not many people recognize this sport, or even know about it, but it is a very illegal thing to do. The things these poor grasshoppers do to each other is horrendous, all so that a few drunken guys can make some money. Who would be heartless enough to own this ring? Our (once) respected user, richboi0.
Our third and final topic of interest for this month...exposes...our readers to one of the more embarrassing scandals. One of our users has had inappropriate photos of themselves placed on the internet. Was it by accident? Possibly, but I'm sure the person sure is blushing right now. Who was careless enough to let this happen? Well it was Aznpkilla! Since we have to keep this PG, there will not be any photographs, sorry ladies. 
Well there you have it, our first edition of "Did you hear?"! Stay tuned for the next edition where we will be exposing more users. You don't want to miss it! And remember, everything that we say is 100% untrue! We would never lie to you! okay, maybe we would..
*The term researcher may include myself, various Villager members, or that thing that lives under my bed.
Commonly known as Pete Za ~ EdEdited By: dr henry
Coded By: Donut Juice