John and Juan’s Semi-Excellent Adventure


On a dark and stormy night
There were two young boys
One by the name of John
And another Juan

“I’m bored,” barked John
“Let’s play with toys!” remarked Juan
“Toys are boring,” John uttered
“Yeah, you’re right,” replied Juan

Both of the young lads were in despair
They had nothing to do
But suddenly a beam of light
Came shining in through the window
“Does global warming concern you?” asked a heavenly voice
“I don’t really care,” Juan moaned
The heavenly voice then said,
“Let’s go on an excellent adventure! :D”

The beam of light grew bigger and bigger
Until it engulfed John and Juan
A giant fist appeared and lifted them into the air
John yelled to his stuffed moose
Who was sitting in the corner, “C’MON!!!”
Up the moose went and hopped into John’s lap
“I brought a map!”

The two boys and the moose were placed on the ground outside
They gazed upon a large van which was parked at their side
Into the van they stepped, amazed by the diamond-studded floor
The van unfolded its wings and off it went
Into the night sky


Written By: bartoron
Edited By: The Fire Demon
Coded By: Rocky Martin