Hello there to all cheesecake lovers,

Now this is the story of two hero's who aren't actually hero's who go by the names of Lt Parasite and Tooooon who will do all odds in order to save the day and feature in all sorts of fine and grand newspapers everywhere!

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This time, we explore the vast world of how being a very attractive female on f2p can have an effect on some random 67 year old men named Roy from the Amazon jungle who think pixels are hot!
So yes, we had to do the unthinkable, BECOME FEMALE! and even worse, LOOK GOOD!

So let us start our adventure in the safety of members and walk you through the scary and thrilling adventure of Miss Tooooonin a and Mistress Parasiter......

Enjoy!







And so we begin! After changing ourselves into female form, we both prepared for the worse while I checked out my nice perk buttocks and Parasite checked out his/her loverly hips O joy and gets his/her hair done.

Now for F2P to vist my family of noobys...... Ahhhhhhhh...... (Man i sooo hope Aunt Bob aint there O.o)











And after a long journey across the universe from members, we landed in f2p! *Dum dum deerm*

Once we got there, we decided to make our way to the busy city of Varrock to see just what effect on the local guards we would have, and along our way we tried our hand at getting in touch with our female side as shown above O.o And man do chests hurt your back!

(p.s. On last piccy I have no idea what Davey is going on about even though that mangy mutt is annoying.....)







Our First Victim! He came upstairs following us after our little walk through to see the nice ole' bankers just to see us and tell us how good we looked. Awwww!

He started asking if he could go out with us and of course we just had to tell him that.......




Ahhhhhh I wonder why he logged straight away after telling him that....







Our Second Victims! Varrock Palace Folk! O.O

Parasite started going on about a rich knight who likes pixels, so we decided to investigate o_O

And man lets just say Varrock Guards are just plain scary when good looking women come into the picture! *runs away after seeing some other guards behind him trying to grab onto his skirt*







So after escaping the love deprived guards, we found ourself next to none other than a REAL LIFE Poop telling us how good looking we are! Like WOAH!

And then if that wasn't good enough, THE REAL LIFE* BRAD PITT WAS THERE!!!1111pie1one11!! (*not real O.o)











Our Third Victims!
We decided to get away from the horde of random people calling us and we had two followers.... Rino and BRAD PIT!!!!

They got a bit ummm.... scary I think the word is *stares at them crowding us near the wall* And they found our pixel covered hairy female like legs soooo loverly that they wanted to go out with us.

So we just had to tell them........




Ahhhhhh the perks of the job even though felt kinda bad that they were about to get emotionally attached to our manly selves


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And thats the end of our lovely journey into the unknown (now known) world of scary pixel lovers of the anti-pie society out there!

So remember, keep your loved ones locked in bronze armor smelling of cabbage and give them a packet of "Beard-O-Grow"!


Thanks!
~Tooooon