OH EM EFF GEE DUBULYOO TEE EFF!

Wow. Just… wow. And to think that I thought highly of proofreaders. Lol, what a joke! >:O I mean, all they actually do is copy and paste our articles into Microsoft Word (or WordPerfect if they’re poor) and press F7. AND F7 DOESN’T REALLY HELP VERY MUCH! >:O

So, what the hell am I babbling on about? I’ll tell you what. THE FACT THAT PROOFREADERS AREN’T REAL! They should really be called “copy and pasty F7ers.” And to prove it to you, I shall present you with some startling evidence. You see, I flew all the way to England last week to pay Dr Henry a little visit. I’ve always been somewhat suspicious of him, but I had no reason to believe that he was doing anything wrong. UNTIL I SAW IT WITH MY VERY OWN THREE EYES! :O

So anyways, I took a taxi 57 miles from the airport to his house. I opened the window and snuck into his house. I slithered my way up the stairs and INTO HIS BEDROOM! :O And in this room was a dazed looking child sitting in a chair at the computer. AND HIS SILKY PINK UNDIES SAID DR HENRY ON THE TAG! :O?!?!

Here are a few pictures I took of his screen while I was secretly spying on him:







So as you can CLEARLY see, HENRY IS A FAKE! :O

Written By: bartoron
Edited By: magic_falcon
Coded By: Rabadzija