[Everett] You should consider another line of work.
I don’t know why, but Alchemy was my favorite skill in both Morrowind and Skyrim. And once I got the ability to learn everything about an item by eating it, I ate everything. Giant’s toes, human flesh, Briar hearts, bees, hawk beaks, very suspicious cave mushrooms, Troll fat, Nightshade and Deathbell, you name it. All of that is well and good and probably quite a bit more than disgusting.
But I draw the line at antlers! I don’t believe that I click the Eat button and hear “crunch nom crunch” and suddenly it’s all done. Suspension of disbelief: shattered!